I am like this because I am replying to YOU. If you were not here, I would be replying to people on other websites, with different discussions. And writing and watching videos, and making a grow update right now instead of later.
Which I do all day, so I can spend like an hour chatting with a troll. But you were actually asking stuff before, not just trolling, so it was not hard to do.
I think I am going to go make that video now though. You are just mad about your wife not liking you or something now, and you sound mad. U mad bro?

Trolled you back.