Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex

oscarmiya

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Just about the whole booger eating thing... I don't eat my boogers nor condone it HOWEVER I did hear some interesting info. This is for real too-

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Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."
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I mean.. eating your boogers is good for you... like breakfast. :roll:
 

pinksensa

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Just about the whole booger eating thing... I don't eat my boogers nor condone it HOWEVER I did hear some interesting info. This is for real too-

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Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."
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I mean.. eating your boogers is good for you... like breakfast. :roll:
sounds like some bullshit rationalizing and justifying by a certified bugger eater....I dont care if its healthy or not who ever made those discoveries or wrote that etc is just a booger eater trying to making it socially okay and it cant be cuz its fuckin gross....do you eat scabs to?? ewww scab eaters are worse than booger eaters...im gonna be sick:spew::spew::spew::spew::spew::spew::spew::spew::spew::spew::spew:
 

BongReaper

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how can boogers be healthy to eat when there is dust and toxins in the air that ur nose tries to keep out by forming boogers????? my brain hurts thinking about this, new topic
 

oscarmiya

Drugs Taught Me Metric!
Haha I am not trying to justify anything pinksensa, just reportin the 'news'. I completely agree with you.
 

smkkll

Active Member
i dont eat boogers or scabs.. although i do enjoy sticking my tongue so far up her ass i can taste what she had for dinner...
 

jamiemichelle

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Haha I am not trying to justify anything pinksensa, just reportin the 'news'. I completely agree with you.
Ya when my daughter stayed at my stepmoms while I was on vacation she told my daughter it was ok and to go ahead... I was ticked... but it is true I guess it builds up your immune system.

Not saying its ok... but everything we touch is nasty. Whatever went in our nostrils probably went in mouth too. I loved eating boogers when I was little.. hhaha and I bet all of you guys did too!

I got caught in preschool so I gave it up. I was mucho embarrassed.
 

BIGMIKE13

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Ya when my daughter stayed at my stepmoms while I was on vacation she told my daughter it was ok and to go ahead... I was ticked... but it is true I guess it builds up your immune system.

Not saying its ok... but everything we touch is nasty. Whatever went in our nostrils probably went in mouth too. I loved eating boogers when I was little.. hhaha and I bet all of you guys did too!

I got caught in preschool so I gave it up. I was mucho embarrassed.
now what to think.....:mrgreen:
 

Budda_Luva

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ok the other day i was fuckin bangin my gurl i mean fuckin bangin her and she farted i started laughing cuz it sounded like her ass was throwin up
 

Cannabolic

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damn yall some nasty ppl lmao. i don't have any stories really but 2 summers ago i had a free crib (no parents) and me and my boy had some ladies over. we started drinkin and wtvr i think i had 2 tall margerettas 6 beers and a whole bottle of wine. and i was drunk off my ass. so my boy goes and fucks this chick. the next mornin i see blood all over. there was blood on the floor, the couch, on towels, walls, and im like wtf happend!? and my boy was like oh i fucked so and so and she was on her period. and im like yo you are cleanin this shit up . so after he cleans it up the girls wake up and im like you wanna hit up mickey D's? and their like yea. so me and my boy go to mickey D's and we order our food. when its time to pay i reach in my pocket and realized i forgot my wallet. so he says don't worry i got it so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out the bloody condom in front of everybody and there starin at us and some lady goes omg!. and he says "oops wrong pocket"so im like damn this kid just fucked up my apitite. then when we get back to the crib he has the nerve to ask me if i want ketchup. lol thats my story and im just starting to eat red things.
 

farnorcalgirl530

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ok so here is a story.... didn't happen to me, but I heard it through the walls! LOL...

SO my roommate and her man were in her room, (which shared a wall with mine) getting to it. the headboard was banging, she was very vocal during sex, so as I lay there with my iPod on attempting to go to sleep, I hear her scream Fuck me in my ass.... well ok, about a minute later everything went quiet and i hear him yell OH MY GOD YOU SHIT ON ME and her saying I AM SO SORRY. Well needless to say they went straight to the shower, so I get up and go to the kitchen, get something to drink and she comes in.... and looks mortified... I asked her if she was ok and she told me that she not only shit on him, she had diarrheia from the mexican food she ate for lunch and had to throw her bedding away.......the guy didn't call her after that.
 

jamiemichelle

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One time I stuck my finger in my butthole because I wanted to know what it felt like:hump:

The End
You are so gross. Lol. Did you smell it too just to see what it smelt like?



I stick my finger in my ass everyday, and hopefully everyone does, in the shower... with soap and water to keep it squeaky clean.
 

pinksensa

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i been forgetting to tell you guys this but it is my nastiest and for any girl like this im not hating on you its just when its unexpected....so i was seeing this girl that was bordered on being domestically violent towards me...so one nite we were in 69 w/ me on top and it was the 1st time i had went down on her so im lickin along and when i kiss a person on the lips some time as i pull away I will suck on their lip and i do this to a girls pussy lips to so im lickin then im suckin away from the lip and i keep raisin my head up to end the suck with the lip but it kept coming out of my mouth then i start gaggin but i have to act cool cuz this crazy bitch woulda killed me if i threw up on her but the best i can say is that she had like extra long labia like a mini curtain and like is said it was all this skin coming out of my mouth and then i saw porn videos of chicks like that at the porn sto...
 
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