Do you ever hear stories about successful counterfeiters? No, because THEY DON'T ASK FOR ADVICE! They know without a shadow of a doubt that their shit is the best forgery ever, and won't be traced to them. PLUS they never get rid of it at local businesses. They sell it criminals to use as a money saver on HUGE deals, like buying a ton of coke, and wanna save a few hundred grand so I buy funny money at $.20-$.30 on the dollar, and use it instead.
Anyone who passes a counterfeit bill to a local business will usually get busted.
Anyone passing one to a drug dealer, tracked down, and shot for the street cred.
Best bet. . .get a job, or start growing your own.