So the first thing they do to you in jail if your going to be someones bitch and trust me you will be, is knock out your front teeth, no one like teeth drag not even in jail, but look at the bright side you will be the best CS around. Now go out in the woods and find the biggest stick and bring it back to me so I can hit you with it.
Couple life rules for you
1 Never hit a woman, everyone frowns on it. Ya we all have or would like to bu8t Jail or having to hear her say "what are you going to do hit me again" NOT WORTH IT. Punch the drywall it's easy to fix and cheap.
2 Never, never, never call a woman a cunt, she will always remember and hate you for it. The only exception to this rule is as soon as the Judge say's your divorced you can call her a cunt as she has all your stuff anyway so can't take any more from you.
3 If you do hit a woman make sure it is her ass and shes down with it.