OMFG!!!!! HELP! Got myself in serious trouble

DuhWeedMan

DuhWeedMan

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budboypurple said:
Ok here's the deal....got into a fight with my fat ass girl friend...the fucking whale got mad and broke the neck of one of my g.d.p... I got mad and told her how would she felt if some on broke her neck ( stupid cunt so fat she has no neck)... so I slapped the bitch. She cried and stormed out the house yelling that she's gonna call the cops n tell them what i"m doing...(only have two 2 inchers growing at the moment) she said she will make sure I get busted n get butt raped in jail...wtf this whale is crazy....should I scratch my grow? How much time am I looking at for two plants...n is it true that m.j growers r the first to get butt violated in the big house?
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I dont know what type of whale she is (pics needed) but if shes not protected by the Fish and Game Department then you can just give her to ome eskimos, they use whale blubber for many of their daily essentials.
 
zem

zem

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budboypurple said:
Lol hippopotamus hahaha Omg that's a good one.......FUCK U asshole! Even tho that was very funny, don't u dare make fun of my girlfriend!

So here's an up date of the situation...she didn't call the cops and my butt is still a virgin. We sat down and had a talk ( yes we had cake at the table) .. I told her I was sorry n then spoon feed her some cake... after that we did the BIG MACNASTY...lol life is good
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lol yeah i've seen that many times, women who come back to someone who had them beaten... usually ends up bad. don't let her near your plants and dude, tell her you ditched your grow! if i were you i would never let her back in big risks, BIG RISKS!!! damn it will look bad haha
 
canuckgrow

canuckgrow

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budboypurple said:
Lol hippopotamus hahaha Omg that's a good one.......FUCK U asshole! Even tho that was very funny, don't u dare make fun of my girlfriend!

So here's an up date of the situation...she didn't call the cops and my butt is still a virgin. We sat down and had a talk ( yes we had cake at the table) .. I told her I was sorry n then spoon feed her some cake... after that we did the BIG MACNASTY...lol life is good
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Ok as sad as this thread and OP is I had to laugh. BTW I think it is all fake.
 
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