OMFG!!!!! HELP! Got myself in serious trouble

[Kodank Moment]

How's your bridge budboypurple?

 

[DuhWeedMan]

Ok here's the deal....got into a fight with my fat ass girl friend...the fucking whale got mad and broke the neck of one of my g.d.p... I got mad and told her how would she felt if some on broke her neck ( stupid cunt so fat she has no neck)... so I slapped the bitch. She cried and stormed out the house yelling that she's gonna call the cops n tell them what i"m doing...(only have two 2 inchers growing at the moment) she said she will make sure I get busted n get butt raped in jail...wtf this whale is crazy....should I scratch my grow? How much time am I looking at for two plants...n is it true that m.j growers r the first to get butt violated in the big house?

I dont know what type of whale she is (pics needed) but if shes not protected by the Fish and Game Department then you can just give her to ome eskimos, they use whale blubber for many of their daily essentials.

 

[Lettem Bustas Hang]

Whats going on here??

LBH

 

[rzza]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?





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[Wordz]

bummmmpitty




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[NLXSK1]

That is a picture of two women who got married. Yes, both of those are women... Sorta...

 

[TheStonerPrincess]

That is a picture of two women who got married. Yes, both of those are women... Sorta...

holy shit really? they both look like men with mullets hahahahaha

 

[Lettem Bustas Hang]

Im eating you assholes!
Thats nasty as hell!!!

 

[Wordz]

Im eating you assholes!
Thats nasty as hell!!!

I think it feels kind of nice

 

[Lettem Bustas Hang]

I think it feels kind of nice

Yea man its really nice to see people like that happy with there loved one.
Lol...

 

[rzza]

That is a picture of two women who got married. Yes, both of those are women... Sorta...

yikes i thought it was men the one in black looks like the joker mouth

 

[Lettem Bustas Hang]

yikes i thought it was men the one in black looks like the joker mouth

Lol good one, you should be on Tosh-O.

 

[zem]

Lol hippopotamus hahaha Omg that's a good one.......FUCK U asshole! Even tho that was very funny, don't u dare make fun of my girlfriend!

So here's an up date of the situation...she didn't call the cops and my butt is still a virgin. We sat down and had a talk ( yes we had cake at the table) .. I told her I was sorry n then spoon feed her some cake... after that we did the BIG MACNASTY...lol life is good

lol yeah i've seen that many times, women who come back to someone who had them beaten... usually ends up bad. don't let her near your plants and dude, tell her you ditched your grow! if i were you i would never let her back in big risks, BIG RISKS!!! damn it will look bad haha

 

[insane 559 jc]

the killer whale!!

 

[grilledcheese101]

if they're only two inches ditch them. getting busted over two inch plants would be fucking retarded...

and i think you're partially fucking retarded... prove me wrong.

ahahahahah what the fuck? how did i stumble upon this thread, this comedy at its finest

 

[swishsweet]

You should take pics or else we wont believe that you are truly dating an enraged sperm whale

 

[TheStonerPrincess]

ahahahahah what the fuck? how did i stumble upon this thread, this comedy at its finest

haha this thread has been going on for a while...im honestly surprised that it lasted this long

 

[Fight411]

thats some funny shit

 

[canuckgrow]

Lol hippopotamus hahaha Omg that's a good one.......FUCK U asshole! Even tho that was very funny, don't u dare make fun of my girlfriend!

So here's an up date of the situation...she didn't call the cops and my butt is still a virgin. We sat down and had a talk ( yes we had cake at the table) .. I told her I was sorry n then spoon feed her some cake... after that we did the BIG MACNASTY...lol life is good

Ok as sad as this thread and OP is I had to laugh. BTW I think it is all fake.

 

[westxxx]

LOL hella fake