Passing a drug test in six days?

Last time I smoked was on 3/19 around 8-9pm, probably around a gram spread throughout the afternoon. Test is on the 25th around 1pm.

I have xtend-life multivitamins/omega-3 fish oil, 10k IU's of vitamin D/day, goji berries, camu camu powder, spirulina, raw cocoa, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, bananas, pineapples, lots of water, hemp seeds, pumpkin seeds, almonds, herbs/spices, cranberry juice, orange juice, garlic, and coconut oil. And I'm going to try and sweat as much as possible.

Am I fucked? I mean, I'm going to take it anyways and just see what happens, but what do you think my chances are of actually passing? Any other advice would be appreciated.

You should be fine. 6 days is way more than enough time. Just be sure to bring someone else's pee with you.

jtprin said:

Am I fucked?........

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Probably..

it can stay in your system for 3-45 days all depends on how much you use it and what your metabolism is like so i would suggest what ^^^^ said and take someone else's urine

Next time plan ahead a little better. Strip clean makes a 7 day cleanser, 2 capsules 3x/day for 7 days, that would work If you had the time. If you just need a small window, their drinks work. Flood the fuck out of your system with water and exercise heavily, regardless. To the people telling him to take someone else's urine in, I don't know his situation, but sometimes they literally watch you pee and that would not work. Also, in the event that you took the test in private, some places use a thermometer, and your buddy's clean piss would have to be within the temp range. Risky. If nothing else, start the night before and pound a gallon of water. Wake up early the next day and slam another gallon, to the point where you literally Have to go every 1/2 hour or you're going to burst, and it's crystal clear. Worst case scenario they say the sample was diluted, and make you give another. In which case hopefully your next one would be "clean." As far as I know, some products are detectable and some aren't, and if they catch you you're fucked. But there's no crime about drinking stupid amounts of water. We could get into a big discussion about how victimless the "crime" of puffing herb is here, but of course I've been screaming that for 20 years. Nobody cares. Good luck.

Ya man the plan ahead thing is the pest policy.
It probably is the strip clean (now) if not they used to sell a product for about 35.00 called sure clean. It worked pretty well.
Was sold in a sport drink -bottle, a capsule, and a tea. They all work equally well.
You have to know the aprox time of sample, to use this stuff, So. If you have an apointment for a u.a. , this is usefull. It gives you a 3 to 6 hour window depending on how well you pre- flushed. I recomend straight cranberry juice and lots of water, I mean lots. last GALLON add sugar and salt. then guzzle it. Most U.Aa's now, also look for the lack of certain things as well. Indicating, you did a flush. They will pull your sample, split it, and run it through mass spectromiter. They will then notify you of the initial pos result. If it's D.O.T.
Msha, or osha. Its another chain of notifications. Starting with your certificate review boards.

OKAY here we go. first is how much do you weigh? thc is stored in the fats of your body so that why i asked. here is what worked for me while i was on probation for 2 years with a monthly piss test while the officer stood beside me and watched.. i weigh 150lbs and am kinda fit (just not a lot of fat) so every moring that i had to test i would get up 4 hrs early and just drink water and only water.. i would consume 2-3 12oz bottles right off the bat then just drink one evry 15 minutes untill my piss was clear not amber or yellowish but fucking clear. then just keep drinking a few bottles every hour and pee 4-6 times before you even leave the house to make sure its clear (DONT DRINK OR EAT ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL AFTER YOU START THE WATER) if your on medications and they have to be present then 1 hr before you have to go pee for real take your meds. they will be the only thing that shows in your urine. its called locking up your kidney's , i have done this with my pain dr's and my probation officers standing beside me.. don't go apeshit and drink a few gallons right off the top because it can kill you.. serious don't do it.. just follow the above directions and you be good.. if your unsure then go the the rx and get a test before you go in just to be sure.. oh and i puffed right up untill i went to bed the night before my test every time .. this is what worked for me as i said i am 150 lbs and not a big fat content.. even if your 300lbs if you lock your kidneys up with an over abundance of fluids you pee the over out like beer..

I have used fake piss for a job last year and they said the ph level was off and I had to retake the test or take failing. I was pissed cause I spent 35 dollars on it. Magnum was the brand so if your gonna use fake piss don't get magnum

Man I'm so glad I don't have to sweat those tests anymore!!
Good luck hope the job is worth it, I remember about 12 years ago
I got hired to a temp job. I told the owner I'd wished I knew how fucked up
a shop he ran and what really sucked was I quit smoking weed for a month and a half to get it, then I quit.

Someones else piss is your only option at this point.

Unless of course that was the very first time that you smoked in your life....

Test is officially less than 24 hours away and I just passed a home drug test. I used this. Gives me a boost of confidence lol

Line was a bit faint but that's still a negative test, hopefully I get the same result or better tomorrow. I normally walk around at 140-145, and I'm currently 130. I can easily get that weight back but once I get to 145 I normally stay there. Less fat = less THC.

I passed 2 separate piss tests smoking 3 days before. I just took cranberry extract pills(500mg pills), eight a day for three days, and another 6 the morning of the test. Also drank a couple gallons of water a day. I am a daily smoker, and defniately not a twig, and you can imagine how excited I was when I found put i passed. This was also about 13 years ago, but i was still an every day smoker back then too.

Yeah the day before I found out about the test, I had smoked a blunt (w/ two other ppl) and then a .6 bowl all to myself before I went to sleep. Got the call the next morning, immediately started detoxing. I really think my metabolism, weight, and eating habits increase my chances over the average user. I strictly eat organic food (mostly raw fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds) and really only drink water and orange juice (except little OJ currently and just one 32. oz bottle of cranberry juice spread out over the days, which I'll finish tomorrow in the morning).

I do have one more question though if anyone with experience could answer. When they called me, they gave me the date and time of a drug test and then afterwards gave me the date and time of orientation. Does this mean I'll know if I passed shortly after or do all places send to a lab?

I was interviewing at Brown Brothers Harriman, and I was required to take a urine test, as well as a full background check, at the federal level... they gave me the date to do the piss test, and a tentative start date.

I passed the test, but turned down the job opportunity. I needed something more than $130,000/yr. And that was all they were offering.

see4 said:

I was interviewing at Brown Brothers Harriman, and I was required to take a urine test, as well as a full background check, at the federal level... they gave me the date to do the piss test, and a tentative start date.

I passed the test, but turned down the job opportunity. I needed something more than $130,000/yr. And that was all they were offering.

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1.) Highly unlikely, someone who actually experienced that would feel no reason to randomly say that.
2.) I'm still in college and this job could lead to getting some school paid for as well as great experience for future resumes because it's directly linked to my major (dietetics).
3.) You sit on RIU all day everyday, so again, highly unlikely.

jtprin said:

1.) Highly unlikely, someone who actually experienced that would feel no reason to randomly say that.
2.) I'm still in college and this job could lead to getting some school paid for as well as great experience for future resumes because it's directly linked to my major (dietetics).

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I didn't mean to make you jelly butthurt. I was only giving you some life experience. What I was trying to say, was I wasn't fucking idiot and smoked 6 days prior to taking a drug test. And those who aren't fucking idiots get opportunities like interviewing at Brown Brothers Harriman.

But you keep on keepin on kiddo. Hope you get the job man. Jobs during college are good, especially when it is directly related to your major. I sold drugs during college.. so thats how I paid my way. Well actually, my family paid for my college and car, but the money i earned from dealing drugs allowed me to go to Foxwoods every other weekend and pay for friends at the bar, and all the fun stuff that goes along with being a person with good interpersonal skills.

Ahh your life is so sad.

Edit: You are see through so there's no point in responding to someone like you. Sad, pathetic, wannabe troll.