Pick Up Lines

smoothforyou2 · Jan 13, 2012

anyone here know any good pick up lines? when going out there fun when you get drunk and wanna goof around! my favorite is probably hey girl are those space pants you got on cause your ass is out of this world. Nice dress it would look good on my floor. Hey somebody farted lets get out of here..

smoothforyou2 · Jan 13, 2012

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

smoothforyou2 · Jan 13, 2012

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

smoothforyou2 · Jan 13, 2012

25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?

smoothforyou2 · Jan 13, 2012

I'll bet you 50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds

cannabineer · Jan 13, 2012

The old standby ... "did it hurt?" cn

420God · Jan 13, 2012

How much does a polar bear weigh?

:???:

Enough to break the ice.

crazy carl · Jan 13, 2012

if I fallow you home will you keep me?

711grower · Jan 13, 2012

if being fine was a crime you would be doing time...

Tenner · Jan 13, 2012

Do you have colon cancer?

-No why do you ask?

Because thats a killer ass

(Not advised, lol)

ShadyStoner · Jan 13, 2012

cannabineer said:
The old standby ... "did it hurt?" cn

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: When I fell from heaven? Nice try that's the oldest line in the book
Boy: No when you fell from the whore tree and fucked every guy on the way down
Girl: ....

Hepheastus420 · Jan 14, 2012

Your body is like a rubics cube.. The more I touch it the harder I get.

Dislexicmidget2021 · Jan 14, 2012

your pants are like a mirror,Because i can see myself in them.

GreatwhiteNorth · Jan 14, 2012

You remind me of my little toe.
Because I can see myself banging you on the coffee table.

silasraven · Jan 14, 2012

excuse me miss but if you were yogurt would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred

smoothforyou2 · Jan 14, 2012

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

smoothforyou2 · Jan 14, 2012

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you

smoothforyou2 · Jan 14, 2012

who invited all these people here? i thought it was just going to just me and you!

Winter Woman · Jan 14, 2012

I bet this one would work, 'Let's go to the casino, I'm buying'

smoothforyou2 · Jan 14, 2012

Winter Woman said:
I bet this one would work, 'Let's go to the casino, I'm buying'

For real who could say no to that! what probably wouldnt work is lets go to mcdonalds im buying lol

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