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MichiganMedGrower

MichiganMedGrower

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You just made me remember when I was 12 and crashed my 70’s banana seat with fire graphic red 3 speed Schwann style cruiser bike. Had the big pull back bars on an exaggerated “Z” stem. @Padawanbater2

The teenagers were jumping their new bmx bikes over barrels at the work site near the neighborhood and I got peer pressured into trying.

They were up to 8 Oil barrels lined up with the wood ramp leaning up on the first barrel.

I pedaled hard and hit the ramp fast but didn’t know what I was doing. Well I cleared the now 9 barrel long run but landed on the front wheel. Crack! The silly long stem broke and I went right into it with my thigh. Missed the worst parts by inches.

Man there was a lot of blood from that jagged broken stem. The kids all rallied together and got me and my bike home.

Ahhh memories.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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MichiganMedGrower said:
You just made me remember when I was 12 and crashed my 70’s banana seat with fire graphic red 3 speed Schwann style cruiser bike. Had the big pull back bars on an exaggerated “Z” stem. @Padawanbater2

The teenagers were jumping their new bmx bikes over barrels at the work site near the neighborhood and I got peer pressured into trying.

They were up to 8 Oil barrels lined up with the wood ramp leaning up on the first barrel.

I pedaled hard and hit the ramp fast but didn’t know what I was doing. Well I cleared the now 9 barrel long run but landed on the front wheel. Crack! The silly long stem broke and I went right into it with my thigh. Missed the worst parts by inches.

Man there was a lot of blood from that jagged broken stem. The kids all rallied together and got me and my bike home.

Ahhh memories.
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lmao

Kids can be stupid as fuck, that story was hilarious. Thanks for sharing lol
 
Bareback

Bareback

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MichiganMedGrower said:
You just made me remember when I was 12 and crashed my 70’s banana seat with fire graphic red 3 speed Schwann style cruiser bike. Had the big pull back bars on an exaggerated “Z” stem. @Padawanbater2

The teenagers were jumping their new bmx bikes over barrels at the work site near the neighborhood and I got peer pressured into trying.

They were up to 8 Oil barrels lined up with the wood ramp leaning up on the first barrel.

I pedaled hard and hit the ramp fast but didn’t know what I was doing. Well I cleared the now 9 barrel long run but landed on the front wheel. Crack! The silly long stem broke and I went right into it with my thigh. Missed the worst parts by inches.

Man there was a lot of blood from that jagged broken stem. The kids all rallied together and got me and my bike home.

Ahhh memories.
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I have a very similar story with a banana seat bike, but less bloody.

I was walking wheelies on a ten speed, the front wheel falls off and I panicked, grabbed the rear brake, flew over the handle bars, landed on my upper lip. Skint my nose up real bad, with my upper lip split into , the swelling was so bad it turned inside out........ and then it and my nose scabbed together while I was asleep.

Had a worm drive skillsaw back up into my hand and worked four hours with a hole the size of a silver dollar between my thumb and first finger.

I've avoided the worst injuries by being alert.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Indagrow said:
I'm trying to shave weight for the racing season and carrying that pussy magnet around is just to heavy of a burden

I don't eat seafood..or freshfood in that case. My buddy took a pick because it was the first large mouth to come out of that puddle for the season..I was laughing because of how small it was, still ya gotta throw your worm out

Checked out the Boston public library today, they say its the second largest in America by volume in an undistiguised unit (9 million..units) it was quite impressive I must admit. Apparently there is something about me that screams ill take your picture for you . I was sequestered by no lie 6 couples..I offered for two additional families. One girl was adamant she took a picture of us..just wouldn't drop it View attachment 4132293
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Why is that girls wrist buffer then yours? Do you even lift as much as she does? Send me a picture of her toes, I wanna make sure she's right for you....
 
MichiganMedGrower

MichiganMedGrower

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Bareback said:
I have a very similar story with a banana seat bike, but less bloody.

I was walking wheelies on a ten speed, the front wheel falls off and I panicked, grabbed the rear brake, flew over the handle bars, landed on my upper lip. Skint my nose up real bad, with my upper lip split into , the swelling was so bad it turned inside out........ and then it and my nose scabbed together while I was asleep.

Had a worm drive skillsaw back up into my hand and worked four hours with a hole the size of a silver dollar between my thumb and first finger.

I've avoided the worst injuries by being alert.
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Did you hold your hand up to the light and look through the hole?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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mr sunshine said:
Why is that girls wrist buffer then yours? Do you even lift as much as she does? Send me a picture of her toes, I wanna make sure she's right for you....
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I already pmed you pics months ago bro...shes right

She's a fitness model so maybe she can haha I'm in cardio mode for racing and she works my dick more than I do these days so she's bulking up that wrist
 
charface

charface

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Sir Napsalot said:
One time when I was about 10, I was riding my bike and trying to figure out how many times I had to turn the pedals for one revolution of the rear wheel and ran into the back of a parked car and smashed my nuts on the gooseneck
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I remember a few bikes when I was young and not smart enough to do maintenance. The chain would come off sometimes but only when extreme torque was applied. Meaning I stood up and peddled hard

Chain comes off, foot slips off pedal
And all my weight hits nuts on bar.

Bike of course still rolling with my feet dragging behind, nuts still riding bar,
Amazeballs
 
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