I have had so many injuries and accidents I can't remember them all, my Mom swears every 2 years I will be in the hospital for something usually something stupid I did.
My best bike bang up I was about 8 and we had like a 3 foot wall would would jump off of, pop a wheelie and off you go. Well one day I am just about to jump and my Mom starts calling me for dinner instead of popping the wheelie I looked back over my shoulder at my house, the front tire went down and threw me forward off the bike in a superman flying pose. I did not have a shirt on and I skidded across the pavement on my chest, no skin left it was nasty looking but superficial thankfully. My latest episode is I was just released from the hospital this week after a 2 week stay, first my appendix burst then the wound got infected. So much fun, 3 back surgeries, tore ACL, MCL when skiing, Torn labrum, separated AC joint and broken clavicle from car accident. 3 broken wrists over the years, Just a few of my every 2 year escapades guess I should just be thankful to still be among the walking wounded.