Pinworm announces his campaign for Mayor

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fandango said:
Dear Mister Pinworm,

I have enclosed a box of hershey candie bars and mailed them to you P.O. box...
Please offer these bars to all the reporters at your next new's conference.
And advise them not to eat a whole bar please.
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We would like to thank you for your support, and we will pass these delicious treats along as per your request.
 
.Pinworm. said:
People want real solutions for long-standing problems. I believe this mayoral election offers an opportunity to bring a fresh new approach to the things that ail us while holding onto the things that make Pioneer so special. Like being allowed to have sex with your own livestock, and second cousins. If I am elected Mayor, I will make sure your freedoms will not be encroached upon.

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udderly epic
 
DEXATI20161010171719.png An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that pinworm Hussein hickcocks birth certificate is a fraud.not to mention,My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body. That's why everyone on the apprentice flirted with me, subconsciously or unconsciously, Its to be expected. I wouldn't believe one word out of sunni Clinton's mouth. She's involved in way to many horrible deals, terrible, completely terrible, deals.
 
mr sunshine said:
View attachment 3804008 An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that pinworm Hussein hickcocks birth certificate is a fraud.not to mention,My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body. That's why everyone on the apprentice flirted with me, subconsciously or unconsciously, Its to be expected. I wouldn't believe one word out of sunni Clinton's mouth. She's involved in way to many horrible deals, terrible, completely terrible, deals.
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While I respect your experience as a reality TV bird, and all of your work with those disenfranchised youths, I would like to take this time to ask you why your genitalia is so embarrassingly tiny, respectively. The shackles are off. I have clearly won the debate. Debate over. Good, so good, my comment is good, better than yours, so good was my comment. Thank you for your time.
 
.Pinworm. said:
While I respect your experience as a reality TV bird, and all of your work with those disenfranchised youths, I would like to take this time to ask you why your genitalia is so embarrassingly tiny, respectively. The shackles are off. I have clearly won the debate. Debate over. Good, so good, my comment is good, better than yours, so good was my comment. Thank you for your time.
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“Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, [Republican rival pinworm Hussein] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. also, I guarantee My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.
 
mr sunshine said:
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“Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, [Republican rival pinworm Hussein] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. also, I guarantee My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.
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(Needs more sniffles.)

Tremendous job, just tremendous. Hey, look at my African American over there - Isn't he GREAT? (sniff) Law & Order. (sniff sniff)

Wall. (snifffffff)




Believe me. I've been hearing things......
 
mr sunshine said:
I agree, way more cocaine needs to be involved if im ever going to get it right.
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You can use the John Delorean model like Trump has been using.


You people do know he's financing his campaign with coke sales. He's also now arming 14 yr. olds with coke and silly Trump signs. It's all over the internet...or maybe I've just been hearing it...or it just feels right...

fuck it, grab them by the pussy...it's just words.
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
You can use the John Delorean model like Trump has been using.


You people do know he's financing his campaign with coke sales. He's also now arming 14 yr. olds with coke and silly Trump signs. It's all over the internet...or maybe I've just been hearing it...or it just feels right...

fuck it, grab them by the pussy...it's just words.
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Whooopsie!

Trump just gave an anti-Semitic speech ‘dripping with hatred’ — and the Internet is horrified
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TRAVIS GETTYS
13 OCT 2016 AT 14:37 ET

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/tr...ng-with-hatred-and-the-internet-is-horrified/
 
Big_Lou said:
Whooopsie!

Trump just gave an anti-Semitic speech ‘dripping with hatred’ — and the Internet is horrified
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TRAVIS GETTYS
13 OCT 2016 AT 14:37 ET

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/tr...ng-with-hatred-and-the-internet-is-horrified/
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LoI. 'threatened to sue the NY Times 3 times'. For what exactly, reporting news?


Didn't this asshole once sue Bill Maher for saying he descended from an orangutan?

And the asshole brought his birth cetificate to prove otherwise right before the judge dismissed the case.
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
LoI. 'threatened to sue the NY Times 3 times'. For what exactly
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de·men·tia
dəˈmen(t)SH(ē)ə/
noun
MEDICINE
  1. a chronic or persistent disorder of the mental processes caused by brain disease or injury and marked by memory disorders, personality changes, and impaired reasoning.
    synonyms: mental illness, madness, insanity, derangement, lunacy
    "her failing memory is not necessarily a symptom of dementia"


And yep, he tried to sue Maher and (shockingly) the judge tossed it right out, lol.

I'm not at all joking about dementia/advanced early-onset senility. He has shown all of the signs for many years now.
 
It has recently been brought to my attention that I may be a homophobe, so I would like to clarify my view on sexuality to the public.

- It is totally not gay if two dicks touch in the middle of the night, just as long as they don't lock eyes.
- It is totally not gay if you like to have male genitalia in your mouth, just as long as you don't don't look up at the recipient of said BJ in the face.
- It is totally not gay if you give another gentleman a handy j on the greyhound bus ride to a Golden Grils convention, just so long as you never call him back afterwards.

I hope this clears things up. Thank you for your time and support.
 
.Pinworm. said:
It has recently been brought to my attention that I may be a homophobe, so I would like to clarify my view on sexuality to the public.

- It is totally not gay if two dicks touch in the middle of the night, just as long as they don't lock eyes.
- It is totally not gay if you like to have male genitalia in your mouth, just as long as you don't don't look up at the recipient of said BJ in the face.
- It is totally not gay if you give another gentleman a handy j on the greyhound bus ride to a Golden Grils convention, just so long as you never call him back afterwards.

I hope this clears things up. Thank you for your time and support.
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Whats your stance on fondling sleeping people?
 
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