pissing 4 1st time

well im 49 yrs old and have decided to get a job.im bored.was in the life til bout ten yrs or so ago.got married for first time few months a back and im gonna try the straight life.so where i live piss tests everyone upon hiring.can someone share some knowledge on the subject with me?PEACE

Are you asking about how long till you can piss clean if you stop smoking, or how to piss clean while continuing smoking?

Well, you said your going to try the straight life? don't do drugs for a month or so clean yourself out and find a job.
I got laid a while back and smoked more than ever, I just found a job with no benifits and a great group of people to work for and no drug tests I took it, my choice, cause I like good people.
I was offered a Great opportunity and turned it down, on call 24, great benifits and money, but that was not all that important to me cause I can survive, just fine.
I would clean out do the pre- employment thing and if you don't get randoms you'll be fine. Good luck, There are jobs for people willing to work, IME.

nah, im gonna try to find something cause i want too,not cause i need two.im retired,basically i collect rent on 1st and 15th from my tenents.dont need bennys either.i dont care bout the money,but i live in utah and they piss test bagboys to lawyers,friggin morman culture.the story is that they can piss anew hire,but then you have to show cause to get pissed again.i will not put myself into a position of any random testing cause i aint gonna stop puffin for 4 or 500 dollar aweek job. years back i vaugely recall golden seal has a qik fix,surely by now that is no longer viable.are their new products out their that will help me shorten the length of time i cant puff?35 years of evreyday aint easy to stop specially for a job/money i dont really need.PEACE

lmao there are all kind of detoxes you can buy and system cleans and shit but if you want the old fasion way ,,,,,, take cranberry supplement vitamins and drink shit loads of water and youll be fine in like 3 weeks, thats what i have done in the past for my probation and house arrest lmao

There is is options, Look up Drug detoxifying products that fit your needs, I'd only use them if they have good reviews and that 200% money back guarentee, Detoxify,etc.. You still gotta drink a lot of water and quite for at leat a week, and clean up your diet.
Or have someone clean piss in a cup, before your test, get them warmers to keep the temp at least 92-98 or so and sneak them in your pant's, but hopefully they don't strip you and keep you in a Gown,,,Me! once but, for randoms and a responsable position. only at one out of like 7 times that happened!
and if you aint' sure before your test your clean get a drug test at your local pharmacy to test it it all costs cash,,,or quite for free,, Good luck and damn,,I wish i could retire.

Well we were smart about how we did things.proably biggest problem was what to do with the money.honestly im not kidding.we wood mail it and that was worse than waiting for the weed for me.that life is history though. Im bored to tears and need to be out of my house more .im gettig stir crazy.i got into a tiff w/ a kid on here who was mad cause his parents found his hundred dollars worth of puff he had cut up to sell.christ at one point he said he was grounded an im trying to knock some old school manners into him and hes calling me names.i really need to be out in the real world helping others less fortunate than me.ive been very blessed and know it.peace

Puffster said:

Well we were smart about how we did things.proably biggest problem was what to do with the money.honestly im not kidding.we wood mail it and that was worse than waiting for the weed for me.that life is history though. Im bored to tears and need to be out of my house more .im gettig stir crazy.i got into a tiff w/ a kid on here who was mad cause his parents found his hundred dollars worth of puff he had cut up to sell.christ at one point he said he was grounded an im trying to knock some old school manners into him and hes calling me names.i really need to be out in the real world helping others less fortunate than me.ive been very blessed and know it.peace

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HAHA i know what kid your talkin about and he was the most ignorant kid ever lmao

Well Puff, I may be out there with you on the whole 'gettin a job' thing... Damn, glad I'm not 49 though! Well, not for a couple of months at least...
Some years back I found myself going from the freedom of self employment to a position with a company who required me to piss for 'em. I went to the local head shop, got some herbal detox capsules that were used for a week, and a drink to have the day of the test. I didn't smoke for 7 days, did the detox regimen and the drink, no problems. The label on the drink had instructions for a surprise test too, so there may be products available for immediate use. Stay balanced...

I know it's a bummer to detox yourself for some buttheads that think a clean from MJ urine makes you a better candidate for the job they offer.F..k em! I had to give a urine test once so I just asked my friend to piss some urine in a container, got a syringe, extracted some and took the syringe with me to the place where they had to check it. Everything went smooth and I transfered my friend's urine into the container they gave me in the toilet. That was a test implemented by the government, lol!