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DaBong

DaBong

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Which idiot decided to give this guy a loaded gun?

And when do we see this "professional"? Is it before or after he shoots himself in the foot? LMAO

[video=vimeo;21796612]http://vimeo.com/21796612[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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During the late 60's, most television programs and commercials were live. There were no "pre-recorded" programs. There were some obvious problems with this method. No "retakes" and "bloopers" were a regular occurrence. ​

This is no blooper! ​

This guy was just VERY upset with his boss, and told it like he thought it was. What a great job of ad-libbing. ​

He never misses a beat while the camera man is just about to lose it.

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The commercial got on the air... but only once. We have to assume he quit right after the commercial -- one way or another.

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[video=youtube;IByDSLeM6Lk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByDSLeM6Lk[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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RECTUM STRETCHER (if you don't laugh at this one, there is something wrong.)

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS !!!
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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DaBong said:
Which idiot decided to give this guy a loaded gun?

And when do we see this "professional"? Is it before or after he shoots himself in the foot? LMAO

[video=vimeo;21796612]http://vimeo.com/21796612[/video]
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"bring that other gun out Bryan" lol...he fuckin pulls out an ar-15 after he shoots himself..

I wonder if he was forced to "retire"
 
K

Kodank Moment

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There are no rules to this thread. I've seen a hundred things reposted and double posted. Just shut up, laugh or don't laugh, and move on. No fucking arguing over dumb shit. You aren't gonna make him delete his repost and it doesn't matter if you did. Let it go!!!!!!










Hahahahahahaha.....now stfu.
 
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