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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
 
ANC

ANC

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Believe it or not, the green and the blue in this spiral is the same color.

The reason why we are perceiving one color as different colors is because of the other colors surrounding the stripes. Each eye has six to seven million cones, which are concentrated in a central yellow spot known as the macula (I recently got mine lasered to fix some leaking blood vessels). These cones measure color in different wavelengths, overlapping in some of them. Our brain then compares those signals in an antagonistic manner, measuring differences in wavelengths between them. When some colors are combined, the brain can't process the info from the cones correctly and we simply get confused.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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This woman is 51
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Karan Diwan is a TV health guru advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet of organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, Colonic irrigation and supplements, also states that yeast is harmful, that the color of food is nutritionally significant, and the utility of lingual and fecal examination.

This woman is 50


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Nigella Lawson is a TV cook in Great Britain, who drinks alcohol in large quantities, eats nothing but meat and potatoes, butter and desserts.



I rest my case...


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curious old fart

curious old fart

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Military Quote Of The Day

Just has to be the best military quote we have ever seen......​




Military Quote Of The Day​
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"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional and now it's legal.​
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I'm getting the hell out before Obama makes it mandatory."​
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GySgt Harry Berres, USMC​
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:peace:
cof
 
curious old fart

curious old fart

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Winter Woman said:
This woman is 51 ​



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Karan Diwan is a TV health guru advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet of organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, Colonic irrigation and supplements, also states that yeast is harmful, that the color of food is nutritionally significant, and the utility of lingual and fecal examination.​


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This woman is 50 ​


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Nigella Lawson is a TV cook in Great Britain, who drinks alcohol in large quantities, eats nothing but meat and potatoes, butter and desserts.​




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I rest my case...​
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See what a difference one year makes!

:peace:
cof
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders


EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'





FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!​
 
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