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Alright so it isn't a pics, but it's a funny story.
​An 18-year-old man dressed in a cow costume stole 26 gallons of milk from a Virginia Walmart Tuesday night. Why? Why not? The man was not taking his task as some sort of joke, either, and in fact, "was apparently crawling while he exited the store, trying to emulate cattle," according to Stafford County Sheriff's spokesman Bill Kennedy. There's even a sort of Robin Hood twist in this tale, which ends with the man handing out the stolen milk jugs to passers-by, then "skipping down the sidewalk" in his cow suit.
Well, it doesn't exactly "end" there. Afterward, a man who seemed to match the description of the milk thief was seen in a local McDonald's, but he was not in a cow suit. Fortunately, Walmart management was able to confirm that it was indeed the milk thief, and later, a cow suit was found in his car, implicating him pretty much completely.

I thought this was pretty funny, hope you too. Sorry for the link but it's the only way I could share...http://zombieresearch.org/home.html

[video=youtube;pFrZ1Fzvwlw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFrZ1Fzvwlw&feature=related[/video]

SmokeyMcSmokester said:

just watch the drummer...fast forward the vid to about 0:45.
[video=youtube;ItZyaOlrb7E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E&feature=related[/video]

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that guys totally badass man

Soooooo politically incorrect

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I was sitting at the traffic light yesterday next to a car load of Muslims
when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car!


Flattened it!


"Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me"...

So I went and got a Commercial Driver's License
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A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.

The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’

The kid says “I have no fucking idea?”

ouch

Nude Clock. You have to watch it the first time all the way around. Plus, you can click on it and it will go digital. Cute

http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html

[video=youtube;gGXosFDatxM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXosFDatxM[/video]

[video=youtube;ZRlCulV7r-I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRlCulV7r-I&feature=related[/video]

Paddy on death row gets the chance to be shot, hung or injected witht the aids virus he says "give me that aids stuff " they inject him and he roll around the floor laughing. the warden says "whats so funny"Paddy says "im wearing a condom"

jonblaze420 said:

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Totally and completely badass. Did you check the new episode last night? Yes, new, its back on FX and Mac is super bloated.

they say beer contains female hormones , they might be right cos after 8 pints i talk shit and cant drive !!

The lesbians next door got me a rolex for my birthday . very nice but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch

this weekends whopper is a good idea but the picture they posted makes me lol
the poor plants inside look like hammered shit

Eyebrows important?