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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Meh; I prefer bears. ~giggle~
seriously, the way he winds up for those twists ... lower back like an owl's neck ... scary awesome. cn
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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This is funny but you have to get past the 50 second mark to catch on.

[video=youtube;SLYgVbVRoqk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLYgVbVRoqk[/video]
 
curious old fart

curious old fart

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Ted Nugent

How Deer Think...............


Great Quote!

Deer Hunting Story...even if you don't care about hunting...Gotta Love Ted!


Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?

Nugent replied, “Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress.”

The interview ended.
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Men Teaching [FONT=&quot]Classes for Women at[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thurs. November 3rd, 2011 [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield[/FONT][FONT=&quot].
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
How to Shop by Yourself.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


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[FONT=&quot]From the Guys in the Witness Protection Program[/FONT]​
 
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