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FranJan

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And you can get em from Amazon. Can't wait for the Mohammed one. I can see the quote now.
"If Mohammed won't go to your mountainous ass, then..............."
 

ANC

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Anyone see the black and white gif of the two burglars on the previous page, I still can myself laughing when I see it.
 

patlpp

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Anyone see the black and white gif of the two burglars on the previous page, I still can myself laughing when I see it.
If you look carefully, on the first throw, you will see the rock passed over the dudes head by a good foot. I submit that it is fake. I hope no buzz kill.
 

Dirty Harry

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Anyone see the black and white gif of the two burglars on the previous page, I still can myself laughing when I see it.
I sort of thought the first to get hit was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and then the thrower got hit. Either way, I don't think the thrower had a clue what happened.
 

Dirty Harry

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New CEO


If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"





From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
 

JustCoasting

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wa wa wa who fucking cares. they sign up to become a robot and to go out and get mentally fucked. they sign that paper to say yes i accept getting to see the most fucked up stuff known to man. like having one of us sign a contract to watch or movie thats nothing but humans getting blown to shit and having photos of humans being bloodied and mutilated. same thing. thats there job. they arnt in the military to play nice or hold hands. they are there for nothing more then to have their brain fucked by war.
What a coward you are. And a lame duck or human. At least he is being human. You are just an asshole. And a weaping canker at that.
 
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