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herbose

herbose

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You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart.

Luckily the music is very loud.

So every time you fart, you time it with the music.

When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize.

You're listening to your IPod!
 
herbose

herbose

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A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the girls, Jamie, walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

Jamie said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. She returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

Jamie paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile, she returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
 
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