The garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT "TOTAL"!!!!
You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2-hour SHIT for all I care!
You're 93 years old and you don't know what ALF is?!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
BOB SAGET!
My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!
You look like 200 pounds of BIRD SHIT!!!
I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of SHIT!
I don't give a dead moose's last SHIT!
Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!
FUCK SALT!
That's not mickey mouse that's just TIT DIRT!
You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!
PISSING out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?
BITCH! I love you.
Last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED!!
BUTT FUCK!!!
Go count your DICK!
SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!
SHIT!!!
I have freedom of speech. And if they don't like it, they can go FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!
I don't give a shit Shit SHIT!!!
RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD
Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a big DICK!
Fuck you, Head and Shoulders!
What the hell do you mean a 'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert'?!
I have to live in this hell hole! All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!
AW SHIT!
Don't talk shit about Total!
You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!
DAMMIT THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!!!