Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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stumps
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IN MEMORY OF BOB!!!!! Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning when
his wife woke up she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing ever since.
his wife woke up she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing ever since.
gopherbuddah
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you gotta watch what you ask for
EvolAlex
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whose there?
N0iZ
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A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more fun!” The deer takes off with the rabbit. They come across an elephant doing coke. “Come running with us, elephant,” says the rabbit. “You’ll feel so good!” The elephant decides to join in the fun. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious. The deer screams, “Lion, what are you doing? He’s trying to help us!” The lion answers, “The fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!”
hoss12781
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after marriage ....
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hoss12781
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This also made me laugh. Fuck Pittsburgh by the way ...She got it ... in the butt
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/WomensHealth/death-butt-injection-prompts-warnings-plastic-surgeons/story?id=12878427
Winter Woman
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Getting their car ready for the hurricane
Dirty Harry
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I have respect for the hurricane ready car. We lost two windshields during a heavy hail/thunderstorm last year. I wanted to cut some 3/4 plywood to size and use bungee cords to secure them to the vehicles when we know a severe storm is coming but the wife won't let me.
One time cost of plywood for two vehicles, less than one hundred dollars.
Cost of a replacement windshield each time one is broken...$350+...
I even want to invest in real old fashioned storm shutters for our windows because that storm took out 90% of the home windows in town.
It might look red necked, but damn glass is expensive.
One time cost of plywood for two vehicles, less than one hundred dollars.
Cost of a replacement windshield each time one is broken...$350+...
I even want to invest in real old fashioned storm shutters for our windows because that storm took out 90% of the home windows in town.
It might look red necked, but damn glass is expensive.
stumps
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Tell your wife she should be happy for having a smart hubby. Almost wish we got those type of storms so I do it myself. you could even class it up to not look backwoods redneck.
wiseguy316
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Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.View attachment 1764908
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'.View attachment 1764908
guy incognito
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Where does this figure come from? I googled but didn't find anything. That's $74,000 every day in maintenance costs. That figure can't possibly be right.
Winter Woman
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I bet his owner said, bad, bad dog and I, also, bet the dog sat there and wagged his tail too.
Slojo69
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Gotta keep that copper polished! I'm guessing just the big toe is prolly 2 or 3 bottles of copper polish, at $5 a bottle that can get spendy! lol
Dirty Harry
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Scrape it for it's copper scrap value. Nothing good comes from the French. We can always rebuild it using galvanized sheet metal that is copper plated, pocket the trade in value.
If it wasn't for being a gift, would we of built it ourselves? I don't think so. Look up history, the Eiffel tower was to of been a temporary structure and most people in France hated it, thinking it would collapse on it own weight...but it still remains. It was a radio antenna in its beginning.
I wonder what the upkeep is for that thing. It never impressed me. Ohhhhhh, you made a stack of metal.
I have to admit, I am not an artsy fartsy type of person.