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[FONT=&quot]DEAR ABBY: "I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?"
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[FONT=&quot]"Register as a Republican, and run for public office."


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You gotta have the biggest brass balls to pull that shit off.
DAMN! If it was me, I would look like a jet. The jet engine sound would be me screaming and the brown vapor trail would be anal gas and fecal matter.
Simple parachute jumping, I think I could muster that as I have always wanted to...but trying a wing suit? NO WAY IN HELL!
 
[FONT=&quot]A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]“send me a brother." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Santa wrote back,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]"SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
 
Word disclaimer: soz, but's it's words forming a funny picture in our head instead of on the screen. Now on with the joke.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher."
 
Didn't know where to put this, so I figured I put it here for the Pix that make LOL fellows.

[video=youtube;lnW5RYezb3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnW5RYezb3I&feature=g-vrec[/video]
 
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