Posts from the toilet

How often do you poop?

  • Once a day

    Votes: 24 24.7%

  • Twice daily

    Votes: 16 16.5%

  • Three times (I'm wierd)

    Votes: 13 13.4%

  • Diarrhea

    Votes: 5 5.2%

  • I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

    Votes: 34 35.1%

  • I never poop, ever

    Votes: 19 19.6%
  • Total voters
    97
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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curious2garden said:
A tour of your home could be a fascinating thing :)
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YOu would love it! Not a conventional place for sure. Cottage in the forest motif. Very secluded. But as for the potty thing, I learned about "alignment" after having my kids. When we sit chair like, it crimps the sphincter and when our legs are bent as in squatting it straightens it out. Lots of Asian countries apply this principle. They just have a hole in the floor. Elevating your legs on any stool works as well. Ever see a baby? they just naturally squat. They don't sit down.





 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Hookabelly said:
YOu would love it! Not a conventional place for sure. Cottage in the forest motif. Very secluded. But as for the potty thing, I learned about "alignment" after having my kids. When we sit chair like, it crimps the sphincter and when our legs are bent as in squatting it straightens it out. Lots of Asian countries apply this principle. They just have a hole in the floor. Elevating your legs on any stool works as well. Ever see a baby? they just naturally squat. They don't sit down.





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Similar for childbirth. One of the reasons I had my kids at home was in the hospital they force you into a bed. I walked through most of my labor and I didn't lay down on my back to give birth. I go for the shortie toilet :) My poor hubby is 6'1" and I'm 5'4" so for me there is a small angle for him he's squatting LOL. I just can't break my porcelain addiction. There is something so comforting about white, clean and sanitary porcelain.
 
HoLE

HoLE

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time in the washroom is a waste of time,,,add it up how much time is wasted in a washroom,,,,now I'm supposed to have some internet connected electronic device in the washroom so I can report a movement,,,I don't even have magazines in there,,,I squeeze till I have to go ,,run in and exhale,,,wipe till the TP is still white,,,and get the hell outta dodge,,

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 
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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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curious2garden said:
Similar for childbirth. One of the reasons I had my kids at home was in the hospital they force you into a bed. I walked through most of my labor and I didn't lay down on my back to give birth. I go for the shortie toilet :) My poor hubby is 6'1" and I'm 5'4" so for me there is a small angle for him he's squatting LOL. I just can't break my porcelain addiction. There is something so comforting about white, clean and sanitary porcelain.
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Same. But you don't have to forgo the toilet, just how you sit on it.
 
superloud

superloud

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I actually don't think I have made one post on riu while not on the toilet. Wel atleast about 80%. I spend a lot of time on the toilet at work. Only place I don't have to take my walkie talkie with me.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Hookabelly said:
YOu would love it! Not a conventional place for sure. Cottage in the forest motif. Very secluded. But as for the potty thing, I learned about "alignment" after having my kids. When we sit chair like, it crimps the sphincter and when our legs are bent as in squatting it straightens it out. Lots of Asian countries apply this principle. They just have a hole in the floor. Elevating your legs on any stool works as well. Ever see a baby? they just naturally squat. They don't sit down.





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I just wanted to thank you for this. I was at the thrift store a week ago looking for a couch to put in the garage, found this old vintage looking chrome footstool hiding in the corner, and for some reason, your advice about sphincter alignment rang through my head, so I was compelled to snap it up. Long story short. I've never had such a comfortable morning poo. My legs sit comfortably elevated, and this allows for a super easy squeeze. I'm going to start recommending shit stools to all my friends.

Cheers.
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Pinworm said:
I just wanted to thank you for this. I was at the thrift store a week ago looking for a couch to put in the garage, found this old vintage looking chrome footstool hiding in the corner, and for some reason, your advice about sphincter alignment rang through my head, so I was compelled to snap it up. Long story short. I've never had such a comfortable morning poo. My legs sit comfortably elevated, and this allows for a super easy squeeze. I'm going to start recommending shit stools to all my friends.

Cheers.
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I'm not trying nut ride but I was so intrigued by her post I showed my wife and I now want a squatty potty
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
I just wanted to thank you for this. I was at the thrift store a week ago looking for a couch to put in the garage, found this old vintage looking chrome footstool hiding in the corner, and for some reason, your advice about sphincter alignment rang through my head, so I was compelled to snap it up. Long story short. I've never had such a comfortable morning poo. My legs sit comfortably elevated, and this allows for a super easy squeeze. I'm going to start recommending shit stools to all my friends.

Cheers.
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Always happy to help :-) The stool sounds cool (the chrome one, not the brown one) post a pic. I love repurposed stuff



Gary Goodson said:
I'm not trying nut ride but I was so intrigued by her post I showed my wife and I now want a squatty potty
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Get one. You won't regret it. Especially since (according to your food porn) you eat a lot of red meat. That's hard on the bowel tract. Oh and LOVE the phrase :"not trying to nut ride" that's good.
 
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