Prostate Exams in 2012

Padawanbater2

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Is it just me, or does this seem pretty invasive these days given medical and scientific advances?

If you've had one yourself, what was it like?
 

oilmkr420

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I'm currently looking into the U.S. patents for prostate cancer as to make the actual medication for a friend in need.
 

smoke and coke

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i remember i had a hell of a time getting that vasaline out of there.

when i went i asked if it would hurt and he is like no no. well it was not pleasant by any means especially when i realise as he was checking he had both his hands on my shoulders. :cuss:
 

dbkick

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shit prostate exam is romper room compared to sticking a camera up your ass. I moan (bitch and moan, not just moan)every time my doctor tells me to assume the position(which is once a year. I say some shit like "didn't we just do this?? " he looks at his evil notebook and says it's been a year, I bitch and moan some more and tell him how much I dislike this, he says " well, truthfully, its not that much fun for me either" and I'm like : I get great comfort from that doc. then I assume the position.
 

marc88101

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I checked my girlfriends anal cavity the other night!!!!! All seems well in there, but I might re check it again real soon. Even if she doesn't have a prostate it won't hurt to make sure!
 

dbkick

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I checked my girlfriends anal cavity the other night!!!!! All seems well in there, but I might re check it again real soon. Even if she doesn't have a prostate it won't hurt to make sure!
the memories of this one chick , I can't think about this without temptation! good luck with the prostates!
 

dbkick

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there's actually a process (that you have your girlfriend, or boyfriend do if you swing like that :/ ), it's called milking the prostate , never experienced it but the same technique is used by doc to check him all out. wtf he can tell by feeling it with his finger is beyond me but he seems to know wtf he's doing.
 

D3monic

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My exwife would give me prostate exams all the time... usually when she got tired of blowing me and wanted me to finish :p

It's not gay if you ask for two fingers is it?
 

marc88101

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it's brief, a little traumatic but brief. take it like a man and you'll be fine, squirm around a lot and there could be problems. fuck , its routine man!
A finger in my asshole Is not routine, a cock on the other hand.......i'm totally kidding! Hopefully that's as funny as it sounded in my head! I'm high
 

dbkick

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my doc is wanting to stick a camera up my ass, this is some major , shit to me anyway. having some colon problem but xans treat it like a charm so I'm good with the addiction. fuck all this medical anal probings, on with the recreational kind!
 

dbkick

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A finger in my asshole Is not routine, a cock on the other hand.......i'm totally kidding! Hopefully that's as funny as it sounded in my head! I'm high
it's routine soon buddy! happy 32nd whenever that is, you aren't that far off!
 
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