RawBudzski
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You Lied Evil Sinner.
Prove to you There's a God?
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Luger187
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thats not an article. but anyways, whats wrong with it? the words on that list are the guys interpretation of the bible verses. if you click on the link to the verse at the end of each line, it takes you to it. i checked one at random and the verse matches word for word with christian websites. have you found one that is incorrect or something?
Marlboro47
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Actually I did get up and leave the pc. I was off my chair.
Marlboro47
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They're all wrong.
Heisenberg
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ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
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[Atheist gives up and goes home.]
(9) Therefore, God exists.
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
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[Atheist gives up and goes home.](9) Therefore, God exists.
Marlboro47
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Reality for everyone:
Christian) God exists
Anti-Christ) No he doesn't, wheres your evidence?
Christian) The bible
Anti-Christ) The bible isn't real
Christian) How is it not real *throws the holy bible over to the anti-christ*
Anti-Christ) I mean its just a story
Christian) Why is there proof that Jesus came, and why does everyone know what Jesus ment by "love."
Anti-Christ) Thats bullshit, he was never here.
Christian) Then why is there evidence that he changed the world and that people wrote about the same man in differen't parts of the world with the same descritipion as the perfect and only God?
Anti-Christ) Ok ok, he was just a man though... You can't prove he is God.
Christian) How is it not God if he ressurected and preformed miracles and says that hes our ticket to heaven...ect?
Anti-christ) God is dead
Christian) God doesn't die.
Anti-Christ) Whats the defintion of God
Christian) This is why I was told not to talk to you. Because your a liar and an anti-christ.
Anti-Christ) What if I told you I believe in God? just not Jesus?
Christian) Then your still going to hell.
Anti-Christ) Why would I go to hell if I im a good person?
Christian) How are you a good person to deny the only one that loved and died for you?
Anti-Christ) Your so judgemental and stereotypical and stupid, and you don't use logic.
Christian) How am I not using logic?
Anti-Christ) Because you believe in a fairy tell
Christian) How do you expect me to believe that it is a fairytell if no one said it was a fairytale?
Anti-Christ)Because there is no evidence that he existed.
Christian)The bible is the evidence
Anti-christ) posts some more bullshit
"ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
(8][Atheist gives up and goes home.]
(9) Therefore, God exists."
Second Anti-Christ) *likes stupid post to try to win the argument even though he looks retarded doing it*
Third Anti-Christ) says to other anti-christs seceretly "Your so fucking cool for doing that."
Christian's conversation with other christian)
Christian 1) Anti christs are so stupid!! How can they manipulate themselves into saying the bible is fake when logic is what is proving it to be real?
Christian 2) Because they think that they know everything. They don't accept help from anyone and they hate being told what is right and what is wrong. To them there is no right or wrong they call it karma.
Christian 1) Well, at least I tried saving them right?
Christian 2) Hey look at it this way... You got smarter and you loved your enemies, you got nothing to loose your already living life without regrets!
Christian 1) I freaking love you brother! lets go smoke some pot and drink some alcohol and try to find someone fun to hang out with over at my homies kickback.
Christian 2) For sure, lets try to get some girls numbers too.
Christian 1) I hope we don't meet anyone that will jack my lighter, or someone who bullshits until my high disapears.
Christian 2) I know what you mean man, I hate that shit... People just can't chill anymore and relax and open a cold one.
Christian 1) Blame the anti-christs and their stupidity and ignorance.
Christian 2) Blame the devil man, anti-christs just have an evil ass spirit in them...
Christian 1) I feel really bad for them, I just want them to find something better then being a slave to sin for their own enjoyment.
Christian 2) Dude you have to remember they want to take you to hell with them
Christian 1) Oh yeah... I forgot they don't have feelings since they hate life and God.
Christian) God exists
Anti-Christ) No he doesn't, wheres your evidence?
Christian) The bible
Anti-Christ) The bible isn't real
Christian) How is it not real *throws the holy bible over to the anti-christ*
Anti-Christ) I mean its just a story
Christian) Why is there proof that Jesus came, and why does everyone know what Jesus ment by "love."
Anti-Christ) Thats bullshit, he was never here.
Christian) Then why is there evidence that he changed the world and that people wrote about the same man in differen't parts of the world with the same descritipion as the perfect and only God?
Anti-Christ) Ok ok, he was just a man though... You can't prove he is God.
Christian) How is it not God if he ressurected and preformed miracles and says that hes our ticket to heaven...ect?
Anti-christ) God is dead
Christian) God doesn't die.
Anti-Christ) Whats the defintion of God
Christian) This is why I was told not to talk to you. Because your a liar and an anti-christ.
Anti-Christ) What if I told you I believe in God? just not Jesus?
Christian) Then your still going to hell.
Anti-Christ) Why would I go to hell if I im a good person?
Christian) How are you a good person to deny the only one that loved and died for you?
Anti-Christ) Your so judgemental and stereotypical and stupid, and you don't use logic.
Christian) How am I not using logic?
Anti-Christ) Because you believe in a fairy tell
Christian) How do you expect me to believe that it is a fairytell if no one said it was a fairytale?
Anti-Christ)Because there is no evidence that he existed.
Christian)The bible is the evidence
Anti-christ) posts some more bullshit
"ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
(8][Atheist gives up and goes home.]
(9) Therefore, God exists."
Second Anti-Christ) *likes stupid post to try to win the argument even though he looks retarded doing it*
Third Anti-Christ) says to other anti-christs seceretly "Your so fucking cool for doing that."
Christian's conversation with other christian)
Christian 1) Anti christs are so stupid!! How can they manipulate themselves into saying the bible is fake when logic is what is proving it to be real?
Christian 2) Because they think that they know everything. They don't accept help from anyone and they hate being told what is right and what is wrong. To them there is no right or wrong they call it karma.
Christian 1) Well, at least I tried saving them right?
Christian 2) Hey look at it this way... You got smarter and you loved your enemies, you got nothing to loose your already living life without regrets!
Christian 1) I freaking love you brother! lets go smoke some pot and drink some alcohol and try to find someone fun to hang out with over at my homies kickback.
Christian 2) For sure, lets try to get some girls numbers too.
Christian 1) I hope we don't meet anyone that will jack my lighter, or someone who bullshits until my high disapears.
Christian 2) I know what you mean man, I hate that shit... People just can't chill anymore and relax and open a cold one.
Christian 1) Blame the anti-christs and their stupidity and ignorance.
Christian 2) Blame the devil man, anti-christs just have an evil ass spirit in them...
Christian 1) I feel really bad for them, I just want them to find something better then being a slave to sin for their own enjoyment.
Christian 2) Dude you have to remember they want to take you to hell with them
Christian 1) Oh yeah... I forgot they don't have feelings since they hate life and God.
RawBudzski
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Heisenberg
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ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (II)
(1) The Bible says the Bible is true.
(2) Therefore the Bible is true.
(3) The Bible says God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM NOT-BELIEVING
(1) The New Testament says people like you would question us.
(2) You question us.
(3) Therefore the Bible is true.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL IMPACT, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (III)
(1) Theist: How can you say the Bible isn't true, just look at (points out some arbitrary passage)?
(2) Atheist: But (points out some contradictions or falsehoods) makes it seem unlikely that it can be true, let alone the word of God. You are entitled to your beliefs, but ...
(3) (Theist cuts off atheist by throwing a Bible at him and knocking him unconscious.)
(4) Theist: Ha, let's see you argue now.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
(1) The Bible says the Bible is true.
(2) Therefore the Bible is true.
(3) The Bible says God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM NOT-BELIEVING
(1) The New Testament says people like you would question us.
(2) You question us.
(3) Therefore the Bible is true.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL IMPACT, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (III)
(1) Theist: How can you say the Bible isn't true, just look at (points out some arbitrary passage)?
(2) Atheist: But (points out some contradictions or falsehoods) makes it seem unlikely that it can be true, let alone the word of God. You are entitled to your beliefs, but ...
(3) (Theist cuts off atheist by throwing a Bible at him and knocking him unconscious.)
(4) Theist: Ha, let's see you argue now.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
Marlboro47
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You guys are the only ones copying and pasting. Thats the saddest part, I've answered every question wayy more then 10times and then an other one comes back and asks the same shit in a different way then leaves because he has no idea what to say.
Why don't you guys just read the bible before you say I don't know shit? lets here the quotes you think have been changed. lets see if you studied it to the point where you start thinking that someone changed that specific part.
Why don't you guys just read the bible before you say I don't know shit? lets here the quotes you think have been changed. lets see if you studied it to the point where you start thinking that someone changed that specific part.
Luger187
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how are they wrong?
Marlboro47
Well-Known Member
They cut the sentence in half, and change the wording on the list; the side links say something completely different.''
Example
The first sentence talks about killing humans for having bad fruits,
what it really says is that farmers will cut down their shitty trees that are taking up space.
Beefbisquit
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Theist: God is real because the bible says so!
Atheist: How do you know the bible is true? There are tons of holy books, each claiming the same thing - they can't all be true can they?
Theist: Those other religions are just copying Christianity, or are false in their teachings!
Atheist: Besides the fact that a lot of religions are older than Christianity, how do you know the scriptures in your book are any more valid than anyone else's holy book?
Theist: Because so many people believe in it!
Atheist: So that must mean Islam is true because billions of people believe in it too!
Theist: No, no, no - there's only one true religion Christianity - it says so in the bible!
Atheist: How do you know the bible is true?
Theist: BECAUSE IT'S THE WORD OF GOD
Atheist: Just like the Qu'ran is the word of god too, right?
Theist: /RAGEQUIT
Atheist: How do you know the bible is true? There are tons of holy books, each claiming the same thing - they can't all be true can they?
Theist: Those other religions are just copying Christianity, or are false in their teachings!
Atheist: Besides the fact that a lot of religions are older than Christianity, how do you know the scriptures in your book are any more valid than anyone else's holy book?
Theist: Because so many people believe in it!
Atheist: So that must mean Islam is true because billions of people believe in it too!
Theist: No, no, no - there's only one true religion Christianity - it says so in the bible!
Atheist: How do you know the bible is true?
Theist: BECAUSE IT'S THE WORD OF GOD
Atheist: Just like the Qu'ran is the word of god too, right?
Theist: /RAGEQUIT
gfreeman
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"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this
because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like
all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both
logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that
they are invisible because we can't see them."
because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like
all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both
logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that
they are invisible because we can't see them."
Marlboro47
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Some kid buys an oz of weed and smokes it.
Next kid says he smoked an oz of weed.
Where is the evidence?
Where is the logic?
Who buys the oz of weed all the time?
Who smokes weed?
Who lies?
Who sounds stupid?
ect...
Are you really going to let some dumbass talk you into believing the second kid smoked an oz of weed if hes asking how to make a sneak a toke?
Are you going to believe the majority of the people that are smarter or the liars who would steal from you because they manipulate you into thinking that their smart?
Whoever believes that the second kid smoked pot, will end up trying to convince others that he did in fact because you believe it.
Then when there is a group of idiots who want to defy logic they call the smartest one who knows the second kid diddn't smoke pot stupid. They ask how he knows and they don't give up because he diddn't see either of them smoke on oz. But the smartest one knows that the second kid smokes crack, not pot. But it doesn't matter because their so stupid that they don't want to reconsider anything because they think it is brainwashing to raise your intelligence.
Next kid says he smoked an oz of weed.
Where is the evidence?
Where is the logic?
Who buys the oz of weed all the time?
Who smokes weed?
Who lies?
Who sounds stupid?
ect...
Are you really going to let some dumbass talk you into believing the second kid smoked an oz of weed if hes asking how to make a sneak a toke?
Are you going to believe the majority of the people that are smarter or the liars who would steal from you because they manipulate you into thinking that their smart?
Whoever believes that the second kid smoked pot, will end up trying to convince others that he did in fact because you believe it.
Then when there is a group of idiots who want to defy logic they call the smartest one who knows the second kid diddn't smoke pot stupid. They ask how he knows and they don't give up because he diddn't see either of them smoke on oz. But the smartest one knows that the second kid smokes crack, not pot. But it doesn't matter because their so stupid that they don't want to reconsider anything because they think it is brainwashing to raise your intelligence.
RawBudzski
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The hell are you talking about.
Beefbisquit
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I'd ask the first kid for physical evidence that he had smoked an Oz of bud... like a ziplock baggy, I could drug test him, I could check for physical signs of being high.
Then I would do the same thing to the second kid. It would become obvious through physical inspection and evidence that he, in fact, didn't buy or smoke an OZ of weed.
gfreeman
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I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
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Marlboro47
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Ill believe the first kid because I know he smokes alot of weed and buys oz all the time.
I won't believe the second kid because hes a crack head!
And I won't believe anyone who trys to convince me that the crack head was the one with the oz of weed because their pretty much retarded.
I won't believe the second kid because hes a crack head!
And I won't believe anyone who trys to convince me that the crack head was the one with the oz of weed because their pretty much retarded.
Marlboro47
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Ill let you guys go. obviously your just having too much fun talking about how stupid everyone is that believes your lies.
Beefbisquit
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Thank you for that wonderful analogy, Captain Shortbus.