Question About Anal Sex

HairPeace

HairPeace

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kylecole420 said:
irishwyrick it was a joke any guy with a little sense knows not to just jam it in a girl's ass. Personally i don't like doing a girl in the butt. If your serious guys try this I know it sounds crazy but it will drive a woman wild. Take a vick's vapor inhaler the kind you use to unclog your nose. It is the perfect shape and size and slowly work it in her ass. The menthol from the inhaler makes them tingle. Get her loosened up with that then just slide on in. It even makes you tingle for a while.
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WTF? I would NEVER let a dude stick a vicks nose inhaler in my ass!! Save your pennies and get her a few anal toys and premium lube. Adam & Eve make an amazing anal lube that has a weak numbing agent....great for first timers.

Years ago a female friend of mine and I got talking about anal sex, which she despised. I told her how enjoyable it could be with a vibe (and the right lube). She ended up liking it more than traditional sex. In her search for the best lube she tried KY's tingle. She loved it so much she kept telling her b/f to go harder. Long story short, she ended up getting several stitches in her rectum and sat on a doughnut for several weeks. *sigh* Thinking about it still makes me laugh, 7 years after the fact.
 
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cmt1984

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kylecole420 said:
irishwyrick it was a joke any guy with a little sense knows not to just jam it in a girl's ass. Personally i don't like doing a girl in the butt. If your serious guys try this I know it sounds crazy but it will drive a woman wild. Take a vick's vapor inhaler the kind you use to unclog your nose. It is the perfect shape and size and slowly work it in her ass. The menthol from the inhaler makes them tingle. Get her loosened up with that then just slide on in. It even makes you tingle for a while.
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you're joking, right?
 
ChronicTron

ChronicTron

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My first exploration of the chocolate star: College years slinging that shit.
we were both just chilling in my room talking about life and shit right, had no roommates and an entire dorm/apt to myself.
a friend of mine comes down with some friends and a bottle of tequila to trade for smoke. i pull a 20 sackout and some blunts so we all just chill smoke and drink. Around blunt 3 i give him he rest and he leaves the bottle on the table. Once every one is gone except to friends playing Madden she takes the bottle and goes into my room and i follow without hesitation. Where we finish the bottle both pretty drunk at this point doing the do and such. i slip out do to my drunken coordination and go back to it but for some reason thing a significantly tightened so i slowly but gently work it in building strenth as i go i get about half way in talking dirty about how her pussy is so tight in which im informed that its in her ass. i proceed back to my designated area and finish the job the next day she came back to my room a speciffically asked for anal moroal of the story slow and steady wins the race. every time your in the act play with it a little gently touches and rubs lil lube here dab of lube there helps but gentle and slow hell if your really in to it give her a rim or toss that ceasar salad.
 
cavalettas

cavalettas

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DUDE! just be happy she even lets you stick it in. leave her ass alone, not everyone likes things shoved up there. you love to fuck, do you want someone to bang you in the ass?
 
Nitegazer

Nitegazer

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All's fair and fun when the mojo gets rolling-- just be sure not to re-use that vics inhaler in your nose.
 
scorpio9

scorpio9

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I'm a woman, and have had it a few times, Only time and patients will work, along with getting a bit wasted, but not too wasted :) sure she would want to remember the experience, but DONT be pushy and fixated about it, because that will just make matters worse, if she feels comfortable after a while, she will do it, invest in some toys and lube, but I'd advise just fingers 1st. good luck lol
 
whietiger88101

whietiger88101

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Straight up this is what your do im a PRO Porn Star " im not joking " When you are giving it to her doggly style take your pointer finger " make sure your damn fingernails are clips all the way down ! you dont want to cut her anus ! When your going to town pull out and use your finger to finger her pussy once your finger is nice and wet " use your damn spit " not a luggie ! use a good size spit ball from your mouth and drop it between her butt cheeks try to get it close to her anal hole ! Then when you put your tiny cock back inside her then use your pointer finger to gently ease it inside her anal. You must do this to her and tell her your gonna do somthing to make her tingle a little bit... If you put your finger in and your feel a turd pull your finger out or else you will get poo on your finger. ! After about two or three time doing it doggly style then she will gladly take you tiny cock into her ass hole but you have to be gental ! head first pull out and in until its lubed.. Use KY jelly if you want her to fill the pleasure and not the pain.
 
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redivider

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what she meant to say was if you put your finger in and you feel a turd........ your in the right place:hump:....haha...... i felt like i was reading a porn novel, then you go "and you feel a turd" on the story.... :shock:
 
ironheadxl

ironheadxl

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prolly get another girtl because if you arent into something getting the sales pressure to be into it is not going to get romantic for you anytime quick.
 
HairPeace

HairPeace

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whietiger88101 said:
Straight up this is what your do im a PRO Porn Star " im not joking " When you are giving it to her doggly style take your pointer finger " make sure your damn fingernails are clips all the way down ! you dont want to cut her anus ! When your going to town pull out and use your finger to finger her pussy once your finger is nice and wet " use your damn spit " not a luggie ! use a good size spit ball from your mouth and drop it between her butt cheeks try to get it close to her anal hole ! Then when you put your tiny cock back inside her then use your pointer finger to gently ease it inside her anal. You must do this to her and tell her your gonna do somthing to make her tingle a little bit... If you put your finger in and your feel a turd pull your finger out or else you will get poo on your finger. ! After about two or three time doing it doggly style then she will gladly take you tiny cock into her ass hole but you have to be gental ! head first pull out and in until its lubed.. Use KY jelly if you want her to fill the pleasure and not the pain.
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Where's the link to back up your claims??
 
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