I'll help you out man..
Go to HTG supply and get yourself a couple of ballast reflector set's it will run you about $300.
Write it down as $3000. (this will be important later)
Grab a few seeds out of the bag sitting next to you on the table and throw them in so dirt.
Any dirt will do but if you get some from next to a pile of dog shit you can claim it's special. (this too will be important later)
Now turn your lights on and wait for 3 1/2 months and you know have some weed.
Now, shake out all the seeds and cut back some of the stems and throw it in a bag.
Go find a quicky mart and stand out in front saying 15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand.. O E O E O...
You don't know jungle love ?