Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

Scroga

Scroga

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A cockaroach can live for days without its severed head but... Can it surgically reattach it's severed penis? NO it cannot
 
TwistItUp

TwistItUp

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"In life all there is is time. In time all there is is death."

Or maybe it was...

"In life all we have is time, with time all we have is death."

I recall wanting to get this as a tattoo along with a grim reaper holding a scythe and a hourglass. Times ticking type of thing.
I might have f*&@'ed up the quote but it was something to that effect. Don't recall where I saw this. If you figure out it was from some place bad, then you didn't hear this quote from me.

 
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panhead

panhead

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This will only hurt for a little while , i'll only put the head of it in & i promise not to cum in yer mouth .

DAC .
 
Hot Diggity Sog

Hot Diggity Sog

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TwistItUp said:
"In life all there is is time. In time all there is is death."

Or maybe it was...

"In life all we have is time, with time all we have is death."

I recall wanting to get this as a tattoo along with a grim reaper holding a scythe and a hourglass. Times ticking type of thing.
I might have f*&@'ed up the quote but it was something to that effect. Don't recall where I saw this. If you figure out it was from some place bad, then you didn't hear this quote from me.

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I like this one a lot and I think the 1st version is a little better than the 2nd.
 
Lucifder

Lucifder

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"Animals have never had wars, so who are the real animals???"

-Professor Farnsworth
(Of futurama)

I was pretty baked and when I heard him say it just blew my mind:eyesmoke::clap::leaf:
 
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