Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

Eleven benevolent elephants.

total mindfuck when you're so baked you feel like a piece of furniture.

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"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."~carl sagan




"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."~carl sagan

"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology."~carl sagan

other quotes from carl sagan, rip.

"I am convinced that there are genuine and valid levels of perception available with cannabis (and probably with other drugs) which are, through the defects of our society and our educational system, un-available to us without such drugs. "


"There is a myth about such highs: the user has an illusion of great insight, but it does not survive scrutiny in the morning. I am convinced that this is an error, and that the devastating insights achieved when high are real insights; the main problem is putting these insights in a form acceptable to the quite different self that we are when we're down the next day. "


"The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. Our feeblest contemplations of the Cosmos stir us — there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation of a distant memory, as if we were falling from a great height. We know we are approaching the greatest of mysteries. "

"The size and age of the Cosmos are beyond ordinary human understanding. Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is our tiny planetary home. In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. And yet our species is young and curious and brave and shows much promise. In the last few millennia we have made the most astonishing and unexpected discoveries about the Cosmos and our place within it, explorations that are exhilarating to consider. They remind us that humans have evolved to wonder, that understanding is a joy, that knowledge is prerequisite to survival. I believe our future depends powerfully on how well we understand this Cosmos in which we float like a mote of dust in the morning sky. "


"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever."


"Relativity does set limits on what humans can ultimately do. But the universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human aspirations. "


"As the ancient myth makers knew, we are children equally of the earth and the sky."


"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will one day venture to the stars."


"Every thinking person fears nuclear war and every technological nation plans for it. Everyone knows it's madness, and every country has an excuse."

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(guy)throw that trash out...(boy) no you throw your trash out... (guy) no *points to his head* all that trash in there all that random thought that keeps you from finding out who you are.

one from Tankmen check it out on youtube from the sniper:
You know us snipers... wer just a bunch a sick little fucks,.. shure we can put one in your fuckin heart, but hey... taking your dick of installs fear....... in the enemy, its all about the fuckin mind games man.. fuckin lil fucks

here's one i like, not really a mind-blower but one i do like:

a man only has one chance at life, and if he doesn't grab it by the balls, he'll spend the rest of his life wondering how he became second rate

"You can't bewilder the builder, if the builder is bewildered, BEWARE!"

"Babe am pregnant"

-Wifey

Don't patrionize the captain, thats sea law

sleeping with a fat girl is like riding a 50cc scooter......u enjoy riding them you just dont want your mates to see

I pointed a camera connected to a TV and it spiraled and I found out we were actually going back in time!
Frames of seconds appears backwards!

Yes! 16 uear old boys stoned on LSD! We had discovered time travel!

Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? "sun tzu"

If I'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, I am. The Why?

I wish I heard it myself but anyway.....
My two buddies were at the annual weed march in downtown Toronto and as they were smoking a spliff a homeless man came up to them and said he'd make a poem up for them on the spot for a couple tokes.
So he began to think..........
Homeless man:Know but many, Turst but few.....
(5 second pause)
Homeless man:Always paddle your own canoe!

old hippie tells me
"The lit joint waits for no man"

i was tripping considerable stoned when i said this

"Theres a fine line between people who get completely lost doing drugs and those who can keep their shit together. i keep my shit together, granted my shit is drugs"

"One guitar solo is as hard on your brain as two drum solos"

" The way to transcend karma lies in the proper use of the mind and will. The one-ness of all life is a truth that can be fully realized only when false notions of a seperate self, whose destiny can be considered apart from the whole, are forever annihilated. " ~ Bruce Lee ~

Animals are our friends, but the won't lend us money.

If your problem has a solution then why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have a solution then fuck it why worry about it.

Jesus lives in us all.. So do farts.~Shit house wall ~