Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

redivider

Well-Known Member
Qué es la vida? Un frenesí.
¿Qué es la vida? Una ilusión,
una sombra, una ficción,
y el mayor bien es pequeño:
que toda la vida es sueño,
y los sueños, sueños son."

translate:


What is life? A frenzy.
What is life? An illusion
a shadow, a fiction,
and the greatest good is:
that all life is a dream,
and dreams.... they're dreams....

Segismund, Character Life is a Dream by Pedro Calderon de la Barca
 

Geetarman

Member
"I'm tired of hearing ya'll talk about Texas, Texas is alot like like old pussy....yeah....its down there but who in the hell cares?" -old redneck at a bar.
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
i heard this a lot at a job all the time, which I went to stoned all the time..... i was a server....

"Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one and they all stink!!"
 

Cannabis Krew 420

Active Member
"It's better to be somebody for a day, than a nobody for a lifetime" the Kidd Frankie

thats from an awesommmmeee movie called "The Business", its about british criminals who smuggle hash from morroco. I seriously recomend it to everyone on here!
 
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