Random Jabber Jibber thread

[neosapien]

I got out of work and some guy calls me and tells me that a homeless guy living under a table behind his house found my phone. It's my mom's phone she lost it last week. He tells me to say i tracked it to his house because he doesn't want to be a rat.. I get the address and go, I'm completely lost, it' like 3 houses connected to one. I find this guy and confront him. He starts acting dumb, we start talking shit. Less then 30 seconds in I'm telling him I'm going to knock his ass out. I threaten to call the cops and he starts telling me to get away from him and starts running.. I chase his ass like 7 houses before he runs into a backyard. I'm not running into a backyard of his choosing in the middle of the night in the ghetto.. I walk back, fucken dude that initially called me text me this..View attachment 4090662lmao, no wonder the dude I was chasing was so pissed... walked back, guy that had my phone was super nice. I gave him 5 bucks, the neighbor i guess ended up calling the cops. They came threw I explained the situation, They laughed.

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That's a great story! What are the lady silhouette notifications on your phone? Looks like a chick getting ready to fist you.

 

[WeedFreak78]

Ever since those groundhogs got wacked last week, things have been looking up!
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We're getting 4-8" of snow tomorrow, then almost 70 a couple days later.

 

[jacksmuff]

We're getting 4-8" of snow tomorrow, then almost 70 a couple days later.

where are you located? sounds the same as me.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

We're getting 4-8" of snow tomorrow, then almost 70 a couple days later.

More than happy to move that snow for ya.

 

[mr sunshine]

That's a great story! What are the lady silhouette notifications on your phone? Looks like a chick getting ready to fist you.

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samsung health app, it wants me to go run.

 

[jerryb73]

samsung health app, it wants me to go run.

Well, did ya?

 

[mr sunshine]

Well, did ya?

Hell yeah, even on weekends.

 

[ANC]

Love to grow weed like this. Goddamit, the robots even prune plants.

Watched another vid, where the robots have sprayers like a printer head. It can detect if something is a weed or crop, then spray poison or food on the fly. They are working on teaching it to identify insect problems on plants, after which it will only spray affected parts of the plants.

Other plans are also for it to detect nutrient deficiencies and apply them foliar with the same sprayer.

 

[neosapien]

Spectatorship of suffering

 

[curious2garden]

Spectatorship of suffering

 

[zeddd]

In the spirit of epicaricacy
Thoughts and prayers to lil bz, such a fukin tool but I know he was well loved, sniff, can’t believe what happened to him.
Lol

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Fucking snow again.

At least there's something good on the radio.

 

[mr sunshine]

Fucking snow again.
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At least there's something good on the radio.
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Those camo floor mats are pimp.

 

[Indacouch]

Anyone wana fight like children to cut into Sunnis smoothy time?

 

[tyler.durden]

Fucking snow again.
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At least there's something good on the radio.
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Don't fap and drive

 

[srh88]

Anyone wana fight like children to cut into Sunnis smoothy time?

 

[Chunky Stool]

Ever notice that ski jumpers wear Gumby suits?

 

[ChingOwn]

Anybody want to start a curling team?

 

[shrxhky420]

Anybody want to start a curling team?

SH420

 

[Indacouch]

Anybody want to start a curling team?

Only because it's you asking.