Random Jabber Jibber thread

[mr sunshine]

I got out of work and some guy calls me and tells me that a homeless guy living under a table behind his house found my phone. It's my mom's phone she lost it last week. He tells me to say i tracked it to his house because he doesn't want to be a rat.. I get the address and go, I'm completely lost, it' like 3 houses connected to one. I find this guy and confront him. He starts acting dumb, we start talking shit. Less then 30 seconds in I'm telling him I'm going to knock his ass out. I threaten to call the cops and he starts telling me to get away from him and starts running.. I chase his ass like 7 houses before he runs into a backyard. I'm not running into a backyard of his choosing in the middle of the night in the ghetto.. I walk back, fucken dude that initially called me text me this..lmao, no wonder the dude I was chasing was so pissed... walked back, guy that had my phone was super nice. I gave him 5 bucks, the neighbor i guess ended up calling the cops. They came threw I explained the situation, They laughed.

The end​

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[mr sunshine]

@Cum eating , is my fave x videos poster, Guys fucking awsome.

 

[mr sunshine]

This is a bad ass thread, one of a kind.

 

[mr sunshine]

this has got to be the most desperate and pathetic post i have ever seen on riu...

You wish you can be me, sad.

 

[mr sunshine]

You aren't the first man that's wanted to suck my dick. I make bad ass threads and you cant, get over it already.

 

[jacksmuff]

I'm here everyone is safe now

 

[lokie]

No surprise that even the socks cant get along.

 

[.nobody.]

not to mention "follow" me. who do you think you're fooling?

Well I followed your 20 or so other socks. It's just common courtesy at this point. For someone who hates this forum and it's members so much you sure keep coming back a lot.

 

[ANC]

sometimes when I open this thread it smells of arse.

 

[WeedFreak78]

Cyril was one of Mandela's proteges.
He isn't without skeletons, they are just more acceptable skeletons.

Isn't it sad that this is the line of thinking most people have about most politicians. It's never about the best person for the position, it's always the lesser of two evils.

 

[420God]

sometimes when I open this thread it smells of arse.

I thought thats what the thread was for, so people could take jabs at other people's jibber.

 

[pabloesqobar]

I thought thats what the thread was for, so people could take jabs at other people's jibber.

How's the new bengal kitty doing? Updated pic?

 

[WeedFreak78]

I love it when you try to help a friend and they don't think your helping enough and get an attitude. My ability to deal with other people's BS is pretty fucking low right now, so they can help themselves until they check the attitude.

About 15 years ago a bunch of domesticated turkeys from the farm nearby got loose and they ended up breeding with the wild turkeys thay live in the woods around my house. We had some weird colored turkeys running around for a few years because they were all white. Just had a few come through, you can tell the ones that have the domesticated turkey genes , they are some meaty turkeys. Even some the smaller hens are really plump. I've always wondered how being half domestic would effect the taste. It's probably a good thing they are in an area of woods that's all private property and no hunting. These are the type of birds most people go looking for.

 

[420God]

How's the new bengal kitty doing? Updated pic?

He's a lazy ass, all it does is sleep and cuddle.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I thought thats what the thread was for, so people could take jabs at other people's jibber.

I thought it was for Jabbering about how you liked the cut of someones Jib.

 

[ANC]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ever since those groundhogs got wacked last week, things have been looking up!

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Little bit sentimental today. The man who stamped me with this, a childhood friend, a brother, lost his battle two years ago to bitch ass cancer. I will continue to raise hell in your honor brother. Much love and see you again.