Random Jabber Jibber thread

[lokie]

"Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandmother fingering herself in the back seat."

Well


Not my grandma

 

[Singlemalt]

"Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandmother fingering herself in the back seat."

I gotta ask, what does the cigarette have to do with the story?

 

[420God]

I gotta ask, what does the cigarette have to do with the story?

 

[Fubard]

Further to previous, you know it was good hot sauce when there's a burn on the way out the next day.

To paraphrase Kings of Leon,

"Ooooh, my arse is on fire"

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

about ten minutes after you eat something like that, eat some ice cream, helps put the fire out

 

[Fubard]

Why? The burn is the good bit, your body thinks "Shit, I've been injured" and releases masses of adrenaline and endorphins, but because there's no actual injury that turns into the natural equivalent of a mild opiate hit.

That's the reason you see people eating spicier and hotter stuff, it is an addiction to what your body hits you with.

A few minutes and the burn is over with me anyway, and when I feel REALLY evil I hand someone some water and then sit back and watch.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

you need more and more because you're frying the nerve endings in your mouth. you can't taste it or feel it as much because 75% of your taste buds are charcoal

 

[Fubard]

If that was the case I wouldn't have been able to taste the blueberry in that sauce, a little hint of sweetness then KABOOM

 

[ANC]

Had an indian neighbor at my other house, he couldn't even eat an egg without chili.

 

[Fubard]

I ain't that bad, I love my spicy food but not THAT much

 

[Fubard]

Busy laughing my tits off at what Vettel did in Baku today....

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

auto racing is one of those things. i'd love to be doing it. watching someone else do it....boring..

 

[Fubard]

Today's F1 wasn't boring, a true comedy of errors

 

[Blue Wizard]

Post number 7000.

 

[curious2garden]

Had an indian neighbor at my other house, he couldn't even eat an egg without chili.

Holds true for me, I make egg salad sandwiches and use this instead of mayo

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i'm refinishing an old file cabinet that someone painted. i think there's some nice wood under there.
but this goes back to the warning label kind of thing. why do i need safety seals under paint stripper and mineral spirits caps? is someone going to poison it? do they have something against my file cabinet? it's not tylenol.....i plan on consuming as little of it as i possibly can.....i think my paint stripper and mineral spirits can do without safety seals.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I like surrounding myself with idiots, makes me look smarter then I really am.

I get the feeling I know why you're here now.




~ Kicks rocks ~

 

[mr sunshine]

Lol

 

[Bareback]

i'm refinishing an old file cabinet that someone painted. i think there's some nice wood under there.
but this goes back to the warning label kind of thing. why do i need safety seals under paint stripper and mineral spirits caps? is someone going to poison it? do they have something against my file cabinet? it's not tylenol.....i plan on consuming as little of it as i possibly can.....i think my paint stripper and mineral spirits can do without safety seals.

That citrus pile is awesome, and taste like sherbet. The mineral spirits is ok ,after a fifth of vodka it's hard to tell tell them apart.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

That citrus pile is awesome, and taste like sherbet. The mineral spirits is ok ,after a fifth of vodka it's hard to tell tell them apart.

Gin if you want to replicate the taste of thinner.