Random Jibber Jabber Thread

kinetic said:
Eh, it's business, you will not be able to please everyone.
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I apologize (persons name) however I cannot guarantee my recipe wouldn't be cross contaminated even with proper sterilization of the kitchen equipment for consumer safety Nut Allergy baking is something I do not do, I apologize for the inconvenience.

is what i came up with , thanks folks
 
Sorry, at this time I am not properly equipped to handle any allergy free orders. Please check back at a later time as I'm always expanding my capabilities. Thanks for your consideration.
 
buddy gave me 3 bags today...
guess which one I used 1st?
Silver Jack
Blue Dream
Grapefruit..

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I just got back form the landfill. I had discreetly bagged all my old, used, hugo blocks, coco pots ect. Only to be directed to back up into the transfer station
and unload it all right next to someone that that dumped about 100 Hugo blocks,:lol: so much for everyone keeping a low profile. I was really glad to see it there and not at the end of my dead end street where it often gets dumped.
 
I have been looking through the forum at random pics of bud porn and I started thinking; What does everyone prefer when viewing images, do you like them to be small where you click and scroll through, or do you like them to be full size?

I personally like them to be full size so I can just scroll down without having to go to an off window.

This may have been already brought up, and if it has, I don't care, I'm high. :eyesmoke:

another random thought: I wonder if I should go buy The last of us...... (Fuck its snowing) Snow could be fun to drive in..... :grin:
 
On another note, my mother just called to inform me that my 15yo nephew just got expelled from school for having weed on him. :dunce:

That boy is a dumbass.

Not to sure what she wants me to do about it.¿
 
Expelled for weed? You would catch a weeks suspension back in my day and probably have to talk with johnny law, maybe a ride home in the cop car just to give you a scare. To outright deny a kid an education for a mistake that even current non cannabis smokers may have made in their teens is ridiculous.
 
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