Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Fucking cock suckers.
[video=dailymotion;x8gyyi]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8gyyi_swearengen-wu_fun[/video]
I miss that show.
 
Having left more foot prints then there are steps to be taken, the view is a pleasent one and though the journey has been trying at times it has only made me stronger of will, looking forward with a confidence gained through the foot prints I have left behind in which my son now treads.
 
I'm sure I grabbed the base image from the Beautiful thread. The rest, well, it was tough to get the bird to pose like that again, 'specially after a few tokes, but I managed to take the photo and enjoyed a nice day outside :)


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eye exaggerate said:
I'm sure I grabbed the base image from the Beautiful thread. The rest, well, it was tough to get the bird to pose like that again, 'specially after a few tokes, but I managed to take the photo and enjoyed a nice day outside :)


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Not easy subjects. This one only gave me his rear end!

Yesterday at the Parc

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ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
 
racerboy71 said:
ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
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Uh, plastic melts too! Throw that in her direction if she is making you feel silly! Lol :)
 
joe macclennan said:
the big question is....did you unwrap it first?? :bigjoint:


and I used to know a guy named cork, he wasn't retarded...just an old stoner :joint:
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i was referencing one of my old favorite shows, life goes on, with that dude corky in it.. ummm, you shmell good.. used to say it to an ex gf all the time, in corky's voice obviously.. :D
 
omfg, so wrong in soooo many ways, but omg, so funny at the same time.. :D

[video=youtube_share;dSHU0wf050g]http://youtu.be/dSHU0wf050g[/video]
 
racerboy71 said:
ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
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I sent my ex the below video a few months after we separated.
Her response was "Who sent you that? It looks like that sperm came from a big animal."
She was totally serious.
I had to explain the joke to her.
I don't miss her.

[video=youtube;ny0ix0OyO1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0ix0OyO1c[/video]
 
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