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joe macclennan

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speakin of dumb cheese moments

the wife buys that sargento pre sliced stuff sometimes. It comes with little pieces of paper between the slices in some types but not others.

I made a ham samich in the dark once and a little high and maybe drunk. I was chewin on that stuff like..nom nomnomnom, thinkin....man this stuffs chewy.... yep, you guessed it.

forgot to remove the paper :dunce:

i ate like half the samich before I figured it out



damn stoner:eyesmoke:

nomnomnom
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Nutes and Nugs said:
I sent my ex the below video a few months after we separated.
Her response was "Who sent you that? It looks like that sperm came from a big animal."
She was totally serious.
I had to explain the joke to her.
I don't miss her.


[video=youtube;ny0ix0OyO1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0ix0OyO1c[/video]
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sperm whale sperm possibly??? :D:D
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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joe macclennan said:
speakin of dumb cheese moments

the wife buys that sargento pre sliced stuff sometimes. It comes with little pieces of paper between the slices in some types but not others.

I made a ham samich in the dark once and a little high and maybe drunk. I was chewin on that stuff like..nom nomnomnom, thinkin....man this stuffs chewy.... yep, you guessed it.

forgot to remove the paper :dunce:

i ate like half the samich before I figured it out



damn stoner:eyesmoke:

nomnomnom
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My dumbest cheese moment (sounds like a Thread!) was when I bit into a hot pizza slice, pulled away but the cheese was still all attached and it slapped me on the chin, with all the toppings. Had to explain how I got a red burnt chin for days afterwards. Looked really silly. Sillier then usual! Lol
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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The first time I ate baklava there was a piece of paper on the slice.
I chewed on it for a few seconds then spit out the chewy part and looked at it.
Never ate baklava b4 but wtf is this strange ingredient?
Then turned the slice over and saw the paper still attached.
D'oh!
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Staff member
slowbus said:
last year we went from -40 to 40 in a day.It happens pretty drasticly once in awhile but thats one I remember


10 degrees feels like a heat wave after a few days of -25 or so
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This past June we were 80 one day and 120+ the next. It's sort of a nasty shock. Those are temps you like to 'work up' to if yanno what I mean.

racerboy71 said:
ok, just wanted to get some opinions if this is some what offensive or not...

so, i'm making a grill cheese, and i say to the gf that the cheese isn't melting too good, so she comes back to me and says, did you unwrap it first??

it took me a minute to realize she meant did i take the plastic wrap off of the cheese as i would think doing so would be pretty obvious even to a retarded person, no offense to retarded people what so ever with that comment..
so what do you think, does my gf basically think i'm retarded or what's the deal here?? when i asked, she said she was just trying to be helpful, i said sure, if my name had been corky i wouldn't have been so offended.. :D
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All women think men are retarded if they'd actually admit it. We evolved as predator teams, men developed size and strength, women developed cunning. Next time unwrap your cheese first or buy a better congealed oil LOL! Processed cheese food ha! Grate some cheddar...

Rude is when you forget to pull your panties up first and are so shit-faced you can't figure out why your pants won't pull up. Hub doesn't even run to the rescue he points and laughs..... THAT is rude :) and right now pretty cold on the hinney too!


BarnBuster said:
re-watching ER from beginning.
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I feel like I lived ER from the beginning. Let's not and say we did, ha! oh and the ER's I moved through were never that um.... like TV yeah that's it.

james2500 said:
Then I guess the smoking Bimbo article in the Times will come out next week ;)
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What is up with that shit? Without the printing process we should get those pic's immediamento!
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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slowbus said:
Pics required for posts like this.Its in the rules......
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I really wish I had asked her if I could snap some I was honestly too caught up in the moment. I grew up around prudy rich white women most of my life so ratchet booty is very appealing to me. Woulda loved to have waxed her but we just hung out and smoked blunts she wouldn't smoke out of glass Lol made me pick up some swishers and watched some rap music videos. Had a good time though it was fun.
 
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