Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Flaming Pie]

That is one of the reasons he is no longer my roommate. Inconsiderate fuck.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Not to mention the chicks he was getting with were NASTY and old most the time.

 

[wormdrive66]

I really want to go put a tire iron through this asshole's window. fuckin Jerkoff!!!!

 

[theloadeddragon]

I really want to go put a tire iron through this asshole's window. fuckin Jerkoff!!!!

Wormdrive66.... you the same wormdrive I remember?

 

[PeyoteReligion]

I really want to go put a tire iron through this asshole's window. fuckin Jerkoff!!!!

Dont forget to smear poop on the door handle.

 

[wormdrive66]

Wormdrive66.... you the same wormdrive I remember?

The one and only.

 

[theloadeddragon]

The one and only.

right on man, been for days. great to see you here!

 

[slowbus]

Is there anyway to get somebody's email address ? I lost an important address and the phone isn't working.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I had a guy roommate who moaned louder than I have EVER heard a guy moan. Even guys in pornos.

oh my.. lol

 

[slowbus]

oh my.. lol

she obviously hasn't heard me

 

[sunni]

im hungover

 

[see4]

im hungover

i would be happy to come over and make you breakfast and coffee. maybe try to make babies. what do you think?

 

[sunni]

i would be happy to come over and make you breakfast and coffee. maybe try to make babies. what do you think?

no thank you

 

[see4]

oh ok, no prob, you just want to skip the breakfast part. totally understandable.

 

[greenswag]

In a spectacular mood, wanted to say I love all of you

 

[Carne Seca]

oh ok, no prob, you just want to skip the breakfast part. totally understandable.

I don't think she is in the mood to shove a turkey baster up your butt in yet another futile attempt to get you pregnant. Male physiology doesn't work that way. Plus they told you if you try milking that bull again you're going to jail.

 

[see4]

I don't think she is in the mood to shove a turkey baster up your butt in yet another futile attemp to get you pregnant. Male physiology doesn't work that way. Plus they told you if you try milking that bull again you're going to jail.

I like turkey basters in the butt because it presses up on my prostate, not because I think I can get pregnant. That's just silly.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I like turkey basters in the butt because it presses up on my prostate, not because I think I can get pregnant. That's just silly.

However you don't deny milking that bull though !!

 

[mike.hotel]

I'm hungover....and thinking back, probably shouldn't have punched that baby in the face last night. But he was an asshole...

 

[bde0001]

lol [video=youtube;26IWojjjUTU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26IWojjjUTU[/video]