Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
That is one of the reasons he is no longer my roommate. Inconsiderate fuck.
I really want to go put a tire iron through this asshole's window. fuckin Jerkoff!!!!
I really want to go put a tire iron through this asshole's window. fuckin Jerkoff!!!!
Wormdrive66.... you the same wormdrive I remember?
The one and only.
I had a guy roommate who moaned louder than I have EVER heard a guy moan. Even guys in pornos.
im hungover![]()
no thank youi would be happy to come over and make you breakfast and coffee. maybe try to make babies. what do you think?
oh ok, no prob, you just want to skip the breakfast part. totally understandable.![]()
I don't think she is in the mood to shove a turkey baster up your butt in yet another futile attemp to get you pregnant. Male physiology doesn't work that way. Plus they told you if you try milking that bull again you're going to jail.
I like turkey basters in the butt because it presses up on my prostate, not because I think I can get pregnant. That's just silly.