Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Grandpapy]

$10 a pound???? They could get scarce around here!

 

[a senile fungus]

$10 a pound???? They could get scarce around here!

Around here we have 20 to 30lbs coons.

You can shoot them with 22s and they don't die.

They're beastly little fuckers.

 

[hempyninja309]

Whats so wrong with being a nazi parent?

http://news.sky.com/story/1099172/dad-wears-nazi-uniform-for-child-custody-case

A man who gave his children Nazi-inspired names has dressed up in full fascist regalia as he appeared in a US court seeking to secure visitation rights to his youngest son.

 

[Singlemalt]

I had one trying come into the house one night, I always kept a window open for the cats to go in and out. Around mid night the dog goes nuts and I find the raccoon and dog in a stand off, coon at the window. Dog is crazed but the coon won't leave, even when I got involved. Finally I grabbed a cattle prod and zapped the fuck outta him, paralyzed him(stunned) and he falls to the ground. I thought I killed him, nope he's still for about 3 min, shakes it off and jumps at the window(closed now) enraged. Had to drop him with a 12 gauge

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i killed a coyote with a mac 10 on the back of a quad before hahaha

 

[hempyninja309]

i killed a coyote with a mac 10 on the back of a quad before hahaha

This summer a buddy of mine cut a 5 foot rattlesnakes head off with a machete and the fuckers head was moving around in circles still trying to bite!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

This summer a buddy of mine cut a 5 foot rattlesnakes head off with a machete and the fuckers head was moving around in circles still trying to bite!

holy fuck thats crazy

 

[hempyninja309]

holy fuck thats crazy

Earlier in the summer one had bit one of my buddies dogs in the face and his face swelled up prob 4-5 times the size of what it normally is. He wouldn't move for anything or eat anything. He made it through but was fucked up for a solid week. Still has two dot scars on his muzzle about an inch and a half apart from the fangs.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Earlier in the summer one had bit one of my buddies dogs in the face and his face swelled up prob 4-5 times the size of what it normally is. He wouldn't move for anything or eat anything. He made it through but was fucked up for a solid week. Still has two dot scars on his muzzle about an inch and a half apart from the fangs.

im guessing u live down south? texas or new mexico i bet

 

[hempyninja309]

im guessing u live down south? texas or new mexico i bet

Southern Colorado. About 2.5 hours from New Mexico. Was pretty crazy moving there from the Midwest. Im used to seeing deer not rattlesnakes and black bears. Still havnt seen any mountain lions but they are around ive seen a bunch of tracks.

 

[mr sunshine]

i killed a coyote with a mac 10 on the back of a quad before hahaha

Says the Canadian.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Says the Canadian.

your point being?

 

[iamnobody]

Wooot woot!!!

I got a 30 cent raise today.

And I am HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE!!!!!!!!!

Omg my boy hooked me up and gave me at least an 1/8th of purple dank and only charged me $30.

Downside though is that I'm chatty high and there's nobody to talk to

 

[mr sunshine]

your point being?

 

[Singlemalt]

your point being?

Lemme translate for Sunshine:

Mac10....Newfie....quad......yeah sure.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

hey we got guns too, except you can't walk into walmart pick one of the shelf and pay for it at the cashier lolol

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

i killed a coyote with a mac 10 on the back of a quad before hahaha

Dude you're so cool. Can we be friends?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

aint cool just newfoundland

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

I hate how wheel of fortune refers to Pat Sajak and Vanna White as "the stars of the show". That giant fucking wheel is the god damn star. Pat's half queer and Vanna's all botox by now. Fuck them.

 

[dangledo]