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UncleBuck

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it's probably an already dead fake cactus from home depot. doesn't really matter what you do with it, it'll look that way forever.
 

RainbowBrite86

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it's probably an already dead fake cactus from home depot. doesn't really matter what you do with it, it'll look that way forever.
Well, it has grown about an inch since I got it. It's definitely alive. Not saying it's an expensive, well-cared for cactus, but I do know it's still alive.
 

Blue Wizard

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Nice. And in a few years you'll have a ton of tunas, the pears. Really good eating.

I use 4 parts peat, 1 part good potting soil and 3 parts medium grit Monterey sand for container cacti
I already have 6 very large prickly pear cacti in the yard itself. I could easily fill a few 5 gallon buckets right now. Most of them are putting out yellow flowers right now too.

Usually I just take them off the one out back. It's spineless, and I've already cloned a couple more using some pads from it.
 

StonedFarmer

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Where is his car?
in the mutual driveway, its also fire escape so it was agreed we share.

ugh idk or care shit hit the fan I probably wont wak up tomorrow. if I do then it's a miracle.

no more court no more ex wife bs. inkicked gf and kid out, lied saying i was sick.I just ate 30 mgxanax, 300mg ta
razadone, 75 mg seroquel nd more oxy about 400mg. qnd chased with a bottle o whiskey.

I'm done being judged. knowing my tolerance ill just seizure out for a few hours
 

RainbowBrite86

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in the mutual driveway, its also fire escape so it was agreed we share.

ugh idk or care shit hit the fan I probably wont wak up tomorrow. if I do then it's a miracle.

no more court no more ex wife bs. inkicked gf and kid out, lied saying i was sick.I just ate 30 mgxanax, 300mg ta
razadone, 75 mg seroquel nd more oxy about 400mg. qnd chased with a bottle o whiskey.

I'm done being judged. knowing my tolerance ill just seizure out for a few hours
So I totally didn't see that coming at all. Do I call 911?
 

Pinworm

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I already have 6 very large prickly pear cacti in the yard itself. I could easily fill a few 5 gallon buckets right now. Most of them are putting out yellow flowers right now too.

Usually I just take them off the one out back. It's spineless, and I've already cloned a couple more using some pads from it.
Is it tough to clone 'em? Root gel/powder, or do you use something special?
 

BarnBuster

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someone was looking for work but I can't remember who.

The Times of India AFP | May 20, 2015, 05.02 AM IST

RIYADH: Saudi Arabia advertised vacancies for eight executioners today after beheading nearly as many people since the start of the year as it did in the whole of 2014.

The civil service ministry said that no qualifications were necessary and that applicants would be exempted from the usual entrance exams.

It said that as well as beheadings, the successful candidates would be expected to carry out amputations ordered by the courts under the kingdom's strict version of Islamic sharia law.
 

Yessica...

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He stopped answering me 6 minutes ago and i'm in full on panic. Has anyone heard from him? @yessica is he answering you still?
He's done this before.

He has a really high tolerance.

I hope he called the police or made it too the hospital.

More than likely, he will just pass out and wake up feeling real shitty tomorrow.

I hope he does at least.
 

Iloveskywalkerog

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someone was looking for work but I can't remember who.

The Times of India AFP | May 20, 2015, 05.02 AM IST

RIYADH: Saudi Arabia advertised vacancies for eight executioners today after beheading nearly as many people since the start of the year as it did in the whole of 2014.

The civil service ministry said that no qualifications were necessary and that applicants would be exempted from the usual entrance exams.

It said that as well as beheadings, the successful candidates would be expected to carry out amputations ordered by the courts under the kingdom's strict version of Islamic sharia law.
Im pretty sure you're talking about me, I'm good I don't wanna chop peoples heads off for a living, or maybe I do sounds like an easy way to get paid, but I don't know if I can live with the guilt of killing a 19 year old boy for having intercourse with a 15 year old girl, If I was a physically sadistic person then it would be enjoyable, but I'd feel weird knowing I
Chop peoples heads off for a living, I'm fine with SSI for now.
 

Singlemalt

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"Chop peoples heads off for a living, I'm fine with SSI for now."

That could very well be the most intelligent, clever and funniest thing you've posted. Good show
 
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