Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
Happy Birfday!
You 1 upped me! You betch!
I just putYou 1 upped me! You betch!
Lol jk I loved it, I jerked off 3 times before I turned it off at 2 minutes in
Lololol same here, I put nice ass gifI just put
"nice ass"
in the You Tuber box.
This is what CAME out.
It fell over 2 months ago. It was dead for 2 yrs, we had a storm and it fell. The way she constantly yammered about it was if it was the Pearl Harbor attack. Now, the weather is nice, so I gotta cut it away and drop it, then fix the roof that got crushed. Better now than when it gets hot, right? She sees I'm gonna do something and starts following, questions, questions ad infinitum. I tell her, just open your eyes and you'll get your answer. I climb up on the roof with the chain saw and ropes, to guide the fall. Questions, questions. I finally tell her shut the fuck up and let me concentrate. Now I'm on the roof, she goes to where she can talk and see best, right where the tree will go when I cut it. I say, last chance old woman go away or you go to the old folks home. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. But she did go back to the house, so I dropped the treeThis is why I spit my drink all over the screen. I am sooo picturing that. did you just FIRE up the chainsaw and rev it right in the middle of her gum beating? That's what I would do. I swear, I work with my Mom once a week (family business) and I totally revert to passive aggressive stunts like that. It's the only way to stay sane. I will NOT micro manage my children when they are grown.
LOL! Are you sure we don't have the same MOM? You didn't drop the tree on her I hope. Are you Italian on Mom or Dad's side?It fell over 2 months ago. It was dead for 2 yrs, we had a storm and it fell. The way she constantly yammered about it was if it was the Pearl Harbor attack. Now, the weather is nice, so I gotta cut it away and drop it, then fix the roof that got crushed. Better now than when it gets hot, right? She sees I'm gonna do something and starts following, questions, questions ad infinitum. I tell her, just open your eyes and you'll get your answer. I climb up on the roof with the chain saw and ropes, to guide the fall. Questions, questions. I finally tell her shut the fuck up and let me concentrate. Now I'm on the roof, she goes to where she can talk and see best, right where the tree will go when I cut it. I say, last chance old woman go away or you go to the old folks home. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. But she did go back to the house, so I dropped the tree
Nah...the old folks home ref. got her so she moved. Dad was full, mom is halfLOL! Are you sure we don't have the same MOM? You didn't drop the tree on her I hope. Are you Italian on Mom or Dad's side?
Fantastic!! What are you studying?100's!! I got 2 A's overall in my classes, and 100's on my finals. I. Be. Da bomb.[/QUOTE
I approve this message.happy bday malt!!
View attachment 3422893
I thought your back was out?What a fun day....
Went into day at the hardware store... A day that I requested off 2 weeks ago because I had plans.
Made the Autistic kid quit.
He had one job, and that was the pull the powertools/tarps/and toolbags off the nestaflex and stack them somewhat neatly in the warehouse. He couldn't seem to do it right so I told him to switch me spots. Apparently he didn't want to an instead just walked off.
Another guy called in sick. So it was another truck day with 4 people.
FML, at least I don't have to work at the restaurant tonight.
Was that previously a penis?Got a tattoo you hate?? Come on over I'll burn that shit off for ya.
Hah no but it seems it is now. Ex wife and I got matching tattoos when we got married. Been divorced a year now and can't stand looking at it. The burn does look like a cock tho. Still better of being reminded of a dumb cunt everyday.Was that previously a penis?
JESUS!Got a tattoo you hate?? Come on over I'll burn that shit off for ya.
Yes she was. And honestly it wasn't that bad. I've got some body mods that were much worse.JESUS!
WA HAPPEN?
That shit looks bad man.
Let me guess - cooking accident? Grease?
Fuck - I never learned to READ - you did that shit ON PURPOSE.
Ouch man. Fucking ouch!
She must have been a real cunty twat face.
I burned myself at work like 100 times.Yes she was. And honestly it wasn't that bad. I've got some body mods that were much worse.