Blue Wizard
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Happy Birfday!
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Gary Goodson
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You 1 upped me! You betch!
Lol jk I loved it, I jerked off 3 times before I turned it off at 2 minutes in
Yessica...
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Gary Goodson
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Lololol same here, I put nice ass gif
Singlemalt
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It fell over 2 months ago. It was dead for 2 yrs, we had a storm and it fell. The way she constantly yammered about it was if it was the Pearl Harbor attack. Now, the weather is nice, so I gotta cut it away and drop it, then fix the roof that got crushed. Better now than when it gets hot, right? She sees I'm gonna do something and starts following, questions, questions ad infinitum. I tell her, just open your eyes and you'll get your answer. I climb up on the roof with the chain saw and ropes, to guide the fall. Questions, questions. I finally tell her shut the fuck up and let me concentrate. Now I'm on the roof, she goes to where she can talk and see best, right where the tree will go when I cut it. I say, last chance old woman go away or you go to the old folks home. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. But she did go back to the house, so I dropped the tree
ebgood
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Hookabelly
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LOL! Are you sure we don't have the same MOM? You didn't drop the tree on her I hope. Are you Italian on Mom or Dad's side?
Singlemalt
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Nah...the old folks home ref. got her so she moved. Dad was full, mom is half
RainbowBrite86
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100's!! I got 2 A's overall in my classes, and 100's on my finals. I. Be. Da bomb.
Hookabelly
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Fantastic!! What are you studying?
Flaming Pie
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I approve this message.
You can tell she rides hard with those muscles on her back. DAAAAAYUM!
What a fun day....
Went into day at the hardware store... A day that I requested off 2 weeks ago because I had plans.
Made the Autistic kid quit.
He had one job, and that was the pull the powertools/tarps/and toolbags off the nestaflex and stack them somewhat neatly in the warehouse. He couldn't seem to do it right so I told him to switch me spots. Apparently he didn't want to an instead just walked off.
Another guy called in sick. So it was another truck day with 4 people.
FML, at least I don't have to work at the restaurant tonight.
Went into day at the hardware store... A day that I requested off 2 weeks ago because I had plans.
Made the Autistic kid quit.
He had one job, and that was the pull the powertools/tarps/and toolbags off the nestaflex and stack them somewhat neatly in the warehouse. He couldn't seem to do it right so I told him to switch me spots. Apparently he didn't want to an instead just walked off.
Another guy called in sick. So it was another truck day with 4 people.
FML, at least I don't have to work at the restaurant tonight.
Hookabelly
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I thought your back was out?
Jimmyjonestoo
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Got a tattoo you hate?? Come on over I'll burn that shit off for ya.
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Flaming Pie
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Was that previously a penis?
Jimmyjonestoo
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Hah no but it seems it is now. Ex wife and I got matching tattoos when we got married. Been divorced a year now and can't stand looking at it. The burn does look like a cock tho. Still better of being reminded of a dumb cunt everyday.
Yessica...
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JESUS!
WA HAPPEN?
That shit looks bad man.
Let me guess - cooking accident? Grease?
Fuck - I never learned to READ - you did that shit ON PURPOSE.
Ouch man. Fucking ouch!
She must have been a real cunty twat face.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Yes she was. And honestly it wasn't that bad. I've got some body mods that were much worse.
Yessica...
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I burned myself at work like 100 times.
THEY ALL SUCKED.
Hurts so fucking bad. I'm probably just a pussy though. I don't have any tattoos.
Piercings, yes. And none of them hurt too bad.
Except the nips. FAK they hurt to get done.
Twinkle tits now though, so it's all worth it...