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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Man is there a full moon today or something?

Holy balls dealing with some people's stupidity sometimes is bewildering.

Here's part of my conversation with a vendor a few minutes ago:

Me: so can you just tell me when those items I asked about will arrive to me?
Tard: oh yes, I can do that
Me: awesome, whenever you're ready
Tard: ok the pastrami you received on 10/8, and the beef looks like you received it on 10/8 also
Me: ok...ummmm......
Tard: the vinaigrette shows you got it on 10/8 also
Me: ok- ma'am....wait a second. I placed the order I'm asking about on 10/30, so the dates of receipt have to be later than 10/30.
Tard: yes sir. The seeds and nuts you're asking about were ordered on 10/30, and it looks like you received them on 10/8.
Me: am I missing something, ma'am? I ordered items on 10/30 that should have been here by now and I'm wondering where they are. If you order something from amazon and you don't receive it after several weeks, do you wonder where it is?
Tard: oh, so you want to order these items?
Me: what? No, ma'am, I'm not placing an order, I'm wondering where the items already ordered 18 days ago are.
Tard: did you ask about amazon, sir? This isn't amazon, this is xxxxxx"
Me: laughing. Is this for real? I have a feeling we're not going to get anywhere here. Maybe I should contact someone else who can answer my questions.
Tard: sure sir, I can help you with that.
Me: are we both taking crazy pills or is it just me?
Tard: sorry sir, I haven't taken any pills this morning.
Me: ok, we'll I may have taken a few too many crazy pills then, thanks for your help, I'll call someone else.
Tard: is there anything else we can do for you today sir?
Me: no, ma'am, I think you have enough to worry about over there. Thank you.
Tard: have a sensational day sir!

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:shock:
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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member
bu$hleaguer said:
Man is there a full moon today or something?

Holy balls dealing with some people's stupidity sometimes is bewildering.

Here's part of my conversation with a vendor a few minutes ago:

Me: so can you just tell me when those items I asked about will arrive to me?
Tard: oh yes, I can do that
Me: awesome, whenever you're ready
Tard: ok the pastrami you received on 10/8, and the beef looks like you received it on 10/8 also
Me: ok...ummmm......
Tard: the vinaigrette shows you got it on 10/8 also
Me: ok- ma'am....wait a second. I placed the order I'm asking about on 10/30, so the dates of receipt have to be later than 10/30.
Tard: yes sir. The seeds and nuts you're asking about were ordered on 10/30, and it looks like you received them on 10/8.
Me: am I missing something, ma'am? I ordered items on 10/30 that should have been here by now and I'm wondering where they are. If you order something from amazon and you don't receive it after several weeks, do you wonder where it is?
Tard: oh, so you want to order these items?
Me: what? No, ma'am, I'm not placing an order, I'm wondering where the items already ordered 18 days ago are.
Tard: did you ask about amazon, sir? This isn't amazon, this is xxxxxx"
Me: laughing. Is this for real? I have a feeling we're not going to get anywhere here. Maybe I should contact someone else who can answer my questions.
Tard: sure sir, I can help you with that.
Me: are we both taking crazy pills or is it just me?
Tard: sorry sir, I haven't taken any pills this morning.
Me: ok, we'll I may have taken a few too many crazy pills then, thanks for your help, I'll call someone else.
Tard: is there anything else we can do for you today sir?
Me: no, ma'am, I think you have enough to worry about over there. Thank you.
Tard: have a sensational day sir!

:finger:
:shock:
:eyesmoke:
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