Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Bear Country]

I don't have a problem with a man standing and peeing.. As long as he wipes down the toilet and surrounding tile after each piss.

Good luck with that one Ms Pie......prob not going to happen....lol

 

[Flaming Pie]

A) There's toilet paper if you're paranoid.
B) Wash your fucking hands.
C) You touch worse shit in most commercially available food.

A) I shouldn't have to put toilet paper down on my house toilet.
B) If it is on the floor (splash) I am getting it on my feet. If it is on the back of the toilet or lid it could get on my shirt.
C) Please name something that is worse than piss in commercial food. (shrimp poop doesn't count)

 

[Flaming Pie]

Good luck with that one Ms Pie......prob not going to happen....lol

That is why my husband sits. He got tired of me complaining about the piss on the toilet. He also didn't want to be in charge of cleaning toilets.

 

[dirtsurfr]

Rat shit, flys, hair and dust......

 

[Bear Country]

I use my foot to flush toilets in public restrooms, lol. no way am I touching the handles with my bare hand

I despise public restrooms....absolutly fucken hate them....

 

[dirtsurfr]

That is why my husband sits. He got tired of me complaining about the piss on the toilet. He also didn't want to be in charge of cleaning toilets.

FForgot to mention you keep his BALLS in your purse J/k LOL!!!!

 

[Bear Country]

Rat shit, flys, hair and dust......

Hmmmmm Sounds like a remodel in a sixty year old house!!!! lol

 

[Flaming Pie]

Rat shit, flys, hair and dust......

Mythbusters busted the rat shit myth on pop cans.

 

[Flaming Pie]

FForgot to mention you keep his BALLS in your purse J/k LOL!!!!

I don't have a purse. But I imagine that is where most women keep the balls.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

FForgot to mention you keep his BALLS in your purse J/k LOL!!!!

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[Flaming Pie]

Hubby says he doesn't pee standing anymore unless there is a urinal. He got used to sitting.

 

[Flaming Pie]

There are things that bothered my husband that I changed.

 

[dirtsurfr]

I sit when I pee only when I'm super fucked up.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Men only need their balls for one thing anyways.

 

[dirtsurfr]

That way i don't fall down and bump my head...

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

does anyone else walk into a public restroom and when you see a person taking a shit you start making fart noises and then turn the lights off before you leave just for good measure? ... or is it just me lol

 

[dirtsurfr]

Men only need their balls for one thing anyways.

I use mine for Balance if you get what I mean..

 

[dirtsurfr]

does anyone else walk into a public restroom and when you see a person taking a shit you start making fart noises and then turn the lights off before you leave just for good measure? ... or is it just me lol

I just flip off the lights.

 

[BarnBuster]

I use my foot to flush toilets in public restrooms, lol. no way am I touching the handles with my bare hand

I'm with you there brother although I just about dislocate my hip on those tall ones.

 

[Bear Country]

Men only need their balls for one thing anyways.

Hmmmmmm...I'm not sure I totally agree.....My balls are precious to me!!!! Granted....they are older balls but mine none the less and myself and speaking for about 99.999 % of the guys on here....am/are not willing to part with them...LOL !!!!!!!! Just something about the family jewels.........