tyler.durden
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Put that all in a burrito and I'll buy it!
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Put that all in a burrito and I'll buy it!
abalonehx
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go into a local 7-11 this morning at like 5:45 this morning. The stores under new management.
now we have Indian/Afghan immigrants running it. I get a medium coffee, honey bun, a vitamin water...
a stick of cherry cough drops and a cannabis mag....dude at the register has a pirate mustache and a stinky turban.
Takes my 10$ ..examines the fringes at the top of the bill, shakes his head..looks at me, says
no! and scurries into the back room and returns 10 seconds later and give me my change. wtf.
now we have Indian/Afghan immigrants running it. I get a medium coffee, honey bun, a vitamin water...
a stick of cherry cough drops and a cannabis mag....dude at the register has a pirate mustache and a stinky turban.
Takes my 10$ ..examines the fringes at the top of the bill, shakes his head..looks at me, says
no! and scurries into the back room and returns 10 seconds later and give me my change. wtf.
mr sunshine
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He probably wanted to fuck you.
mr sunshine
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He wanted you to follow him to the backroom. you were partially right, he wanted to blow something up. He looked at you and you thought explosion, you looked at him and he thought EXPLOSION..
mr sunshine
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Is that slang for cumshot?
Blue Wizard
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It's totes obvious. He said he wanted to give him a "pirate mustache" and a "stinky turban" or something. I dunno, I didn't really read his post. That stuff sounds freaky and butt related like something @bu$hleaguer would do.