Red Light girl its a mission now

1st half of post: I see women as objects like cars that I shop for- pick through and test drive

2nd half of post: I think I'm getting sentimental about a showroom model

My input: If she's connecting with you on a level and commanding your attention more than the sea of self loathing harlots (and enjoys your company for more than what you pay her) take this one home and clock up enough miles until she starts feeling like the right kind of 'used car'. 'Well loved' they often call it. Turn eachother around.

If you don't I'll have to ridicule you for your proclamation of alpha male conquests. :3

Good luck, she might turn out to be the one... (and has all the tricks in the book to keep you entertained one you're married for many years to come... She might even like other chicks...)

I thought about her trying to score the money but the reaction i got and she knew i was a tourist only there for a short time at the cup. I wish i could go back as soon as possible unfortunatly ii dont have the cash to leave tommarow. As i was planning on beg of february and then i was reading some escort book that said always have a few you like incase one is on the rag so after thinking of that i decided to move the trip to the end of february about the same time i was therein november i figured within 3 months i have a pretty good shot of her still being there. I think either way its a win win for me i will get to hang in amsterdam again and still get to fuck her the only way it will kinda suck is if shes not there. Im not thinking im gonna just go over there and bring her back to america first obviously have to see if she will go out and get to know me first make sure there still a connection i dont see why there wouldnt be when i went in there i was pretty much sober but i mean i smoked a kali mist joint before but might as well be sober not like i was piss drunk and didnt know. I can tell when a hooker is trying to get me to come back and when theres a real connection with them as a person. Thats how this was. About living in Amsterdam and moving there fuck im down. I could def live there i usually hate the cities after living in South Florida (west palm beach, Ft. Liqordale) and Las Vegas but Amsterdam was different nice and clean people are friendly. But i gotta say i would miss the mountains. So the trip will go down like last week of feb. Did you know its as cheap to fly to amsterdam and stay in a 3 star motel than it is flying down to mexico and stay in a resort place like cabo. I think thats crazy. But yes its worth a try why the fuck not i think. I could always grow bud and sell it to the coffee shops there always looking for good grown shit to buy from what the guys at greenhouse said and a few other coffee shops. Try to get a few clone only strains from the US over there so they have some new shit all there stuff was all pretty much the same in the shops from what i saw not a big variety not that you would see going to a dispensary in cali. The bud was also soso from place to place. But it was all decent better than most of the growers ive seen lately. But i grow organic and you really cant beat true living organics.

Also if she was a hooker that just wanted some money out of me she would have been pushing me out the door and skipping the coversation part taking her time. Some of the other girls i was with after i blew my load i was ready to bounce but even with a language barrier we had good conversation. She told me that most americans that come in there and other people are all drunk and treat them like shit and are all like "take that bitch, you like that bitch," shit like that. The difference between most USA escorts/hookers is that they are drug addicts ive went to escorts that where highly reviewed that i could tell was on drugs and it turned me off i bounced without doing anything and was like fuck that im even picky with my escorts. Over in Amsterdam it is legal and its a job although i mean probably not looked at very highly but there they are way less judgemental that our holier than now american society. Where our beliefs need to be your beliefs but we all know about this cause we all smoke and get judged so im not preaching to anyone there.

Holy shit dude...

How's the cat?

there must be a steep learning curve within this one.

cues said:

How's the cat?

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Man, after reading the OPost I felt bad for doing that...
I read a couple lines and thought it was just a rant about legalizing prostitution.. After reading, the guy was spilling his heart. My apologies OP.

Funny you should ask though... I just heard him meow a minute ago and he sounded fine... I think he just got a dry throat from the heater, drying out the air in the house.
He's fucking old... still kicking though.

kelly4 said:

Once you get her naked, make sure you dive into that muff face first!

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Blehhhhhh
She's a hooker

I remember the girl of your dreams...she tossed my salad for 25 euros.

Ask her how much for the "scheisse experience".

charface said:

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You have to be baked for like 10 years in a row to bring that thought to fruition. "Hey man lets make a big fuckin turtle with a dude on it. Not a goofy cartoon turtle either I mean a dank ass turtle with an important looking dude riding that shit."
Starting tomorrow!

HeartlandHank said:

Man, after reading the OPost I felt bad for doing that...
I read a couple lines and thought it was just a rant about legalizing prostitution.. After reading, the guy was spilling his heart. My apologies OP.

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I have to admit I got to the part where it went off on American girls and tuned out. I`m stuck here in America so I can not allow myself to get all twitterpated about shit I can not have. Hope it all works out for ya though if this is really an issue for ya and from the length of the post I guess it must be.

i read it all. both posts.

fdd2blk said:

i read it all. both posts.

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Suck up. lol

This thread has tortoise all so much. cn

cannabineer said:

This thread has tortoise all so much. cn

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why you gotta be so rude? dude came in with a legitimate question. aren't you a mod?

fdd2blk said:

why you gotta be so rude? dude came in with a legitimate question. aren't you a mod?

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If you think that is rude, just ... wow. cn

cannabineer said:

If you think that is rude, just ... wow. cn

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i think for a mod to come into someones thread and behave the way you are is rude. i guess if you feel it's justified based on other "things" then carry on.

wow

fdd2blk said:

i think for a mod to come into someones thread and behave the way you are is rude. i guess if you feel it's justified based on other "things" then carry on.

wow

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How do you declare me to be behaving? This thread has lots of turtles as well as tales of sex tourism. You're trying to fix me to your uncharitable interpretation of a mild and ambiguous remark. I do not know why you see it as definitely rude, and to put it most plainly ... that isn't my issue. You've got full ownership. cn

cannabineer said:

How do you declare me to be behaving? This thread has lots of turtles as well as tales of sex tourism. You're trying to fix me to your uncharitable interpretation of a mild and ambiguous remark. I do not know why you see it as definitely rude, and to put it most plainly ... that isn't my issue. You've got full ownership. cn

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you are jacking the dudes thread. and you're a mod. one who "sets the example".

out of respect for the OP, i'm done. i'm sure you'll reply though.

how much for a Z.J.?