RIU pirate ship sign on.... or be impressed LOL

curious2garden

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Staff member
Arggg I'm a panty pirate!!!
Size 8 and no thongs! Now get out there and show me what you can get :) Oh and if you find a washer/dryer combo I'm very good with that. Otherwise we'll have CN wash em off the towed scow.

Weapon systems...we need them
YES a WeSO :) can you grab double jj we are gonna need him and his hawken. We have RATS :) so get out there and impress him!

I'm only trained on 400# steam plants I need updating...
You'll do, OJF (figuring)

My cousin got wrote up for trying to smoke the mooring rope, what a dumb ass.
The FanTail is now open for Lobster Dinner on the Capt.
Look just because my panties are a size 8 and my ass can be seen from space is no reason to call it a FAN tail! But ok if you server lobster and bring butter you can use my ass ;)

I'm in!

Can we mutiny when we're bored?

I still wanna build an intergalactic nuclear powered grow ship. Fuck this rock, build a star ship -- like the Galactica -- and bail on this heap. Set up a crazy teradome grow colony on Mars, and cut left for deep space.
Yes! And if you do you get to be cap'n ! That sounds like a GREAT plan. I'm good with that. As for starship I'm VERY good with that. We can appropriate some prime launch area in AU, Clint?

OK where's Clint? We need some space and a telescope array down under. I can handle the northern hemisphere but things get spotty when we get close to the antartic for me. So Clint, we need you.

Those were CANNIBAL rats, not cannabis
Yes precisely! We wait then we fight the winner in a cage match. That's the reason for The Snake. If he survives we use him for plumbing and if he doesn't we dine on rat that night, Win/win

you guys ever heard about the aircraft carrier built outta ice ?
YES! How about a space ship?

The Seven Seas & beyond. If we don't hunt to capture .......they will seek us.

I be willing to come aboard for the sake of the mating of ye planks!

"PLEASE.... NO! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FEED ME TO THE SHARKS!"
Ahh!! If you have these skillz you are in! However I do not like the lack of discipline in the bottom plank spreading her legs! Old habits die hard I 'spose ;D I think the men on this crew will need your skill, welcome :) Sign the book and get ready.

Hi. I'm here for the rums.
Yeah me too. I have about 6 bottles in my helmet bag. It's the green thing I have hanging up to keep away from the rats, help yourself it's Ocho Años.

Ok where's GWN! We need those skillz and a CG hostage. I'm not eating anything off the fantail until we get his ass on board. The oldest Froggie in my family is to old for this adventure so we need someone else.... otherwise the Seal's will shoot at us. Who fuckin' armed seals, damn.

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We also need 420God and the pigs (MUST have bacon) and his lovely wife :eyesmoke:
 

Sunbiz1

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Damn you Annie, now the theme from Gilligan's Island will be running through my THC soaked brain all day.:mrgreen:

:peace:
 

gioua

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are castaways and stowaways the same thing?
why dont you use google... sheesh

[h=2]stow·away[/h] noun \ˈstō-ə-ˌwā\ : someone who hides on a ship, airplane, etc., in order to travel without paying or being seen



[h=2]cast·away[/h] adjective \ˈkast-ə-ˌwā\
1
: thrown away : rejected

2
a : cast adrift or ashore as a survivor of a shipwreck
b : thrown out or left without friends or resources


see your an idiot....
 

gioua

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why dont you use google... sheesh

stow·away

noun \ˈstō-ə-ˌwā\ : someone who hides on a ship, airplane, etc., in order to travel without paying or being seen



cast·away

adjective \ˈkast-ə-ˌwā\
1
: thrown away : rejected

2
a : cast adrift or ashore as a survivor of a shipwreck
b : thrown out or left without friends or resources


see your an idiot....

it's you're an idiot..
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
I call dibs on being a castaway... no work involved in this so neener neener neener...
are castaways and stowaways the same thing?
why dont you use google... sheesh

stow·away

noun \ˈstō-ə-ˌwā\ : someone who hides on a ship, airplane, etc., in order to travel without paying or being seen



cast·away

adjective \ˈkast-ə-ˌwā\
1
: thrown away : rejected

2
a : cast adrift or ashore as a survivor of a shipwreck
b : thrown out or left without friends or resources


see your an idiot....
It should have been you're. At the end there, "You're an idiot."
 

BarnBuster

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A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.

"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.

"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.

However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!

The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"

"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
 

gioua

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A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
Ok gioua gets his own room he's arguing with himself again..
Please make sure it has a lock on it, from the outside :D

If he gets too loud we can put him on the scow with CN ;) or better yet remember that island! He can sit there and have ladies fan him with palm fronds. While the rest of us go a'pirating
 
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