I'm struggling to compute this in my brain. my lass would stab me up I'm 100% certain. I mean how the F do you even approach the subject like that.
Well, it all starts at the beginning when I met my wife I was living with a girl who was in love with me. My 'roommate' got upset when I met wife and moved out in a huff, so I asked wife (who I'd only known for a month) to move in with me... take the other girls place. All the while the ex roommate was plotting with another girl (one whom I dated before any of the others showed up on the scene) to break me and my wife up. That lead to the birthday party my wife and I went to, in which the old ex roommate proceeded to tell my wife (not my wife then) how she was so wrong for me, and that I belonged with her (crazy drunk ex roommate). Oh it was ugly. I hid from the conversation and snuggled up to the girl who I dated first first out of all of them. She was still infatuated with me at the time. Really bad scene. So that was all in the first 4 months of me meeting my wife.
Then there was the professor I was in love with at my grad school... while I was with my wife. There was the girl in AA I asked to hang out with a bunch, wife said no to that, and I think it's a good idea.
When I headed off to Spain wife said it was ok if I found a Spanish girlfriend, she knows I don't like being alone. There was a strange relationship last year that never really went anywhere, only to awkwardness.
Other strange bits to add to the convoluted picture, in our first 5 years together my wife was often suggesting we get a professional to have some fun with. I was always the one to say, hmmmm, I'm not sure. Not sure what my problem was. Also a little pertinent is that my wife made out with a guy half her age at a work conference. I suppose other guys would have been upset. She 'confessed' around 10pm when she got back to her hotel. I thought it was pretty hot, the whole thing, She was 'only' 2 hours drive away, so I jumped in the car and got there around 1am. What a great night.
Wife also knows my past.... girl messes from here to Kindergarten. My dad and grandpa are/ were the same way.
Oh, and just found out my friend now has another single girl roommate. I think we're all going to Africa.
ffs... I wish all of this was a joke.