See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)
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I'm trying, but that triple moucha has kicked in & I'm zinging.
growmomma
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Alright guys, I'd like to start off by saying that I've only read abt 10 pages of 8 plants 1 pot so far. That being said, Taftbag's methods are inspiring, and I see a bright future for him. As for the "high level mature people" on this thread I truly believe you should forget all you've learned through your many yrs of growing experience. I am going to do the same, starting by getting rid of these useless Secret Jardin tents & all my equipment. I'd love for you all to follow along w me as "I'm trying to form a team", that will assist me through my new and improved grow. Also, if anyone has contact with my (hopefully soon to be mentor) Taftbag, please have him contact me. I'd like to join forces w him and know the possibilities of our future grows could be endless.
Here is my new work in progress: Growmomma's Nightlight Grow (In loving memory of Taftbag)
Stay tuned: For Veg I'll be using a power strip incorporating multiple nightlights!
OK, OK. In all seriousness, I would like to thank you all for keeping this thread going solely for entertainment purposes. It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard!
As for Taftbag, WTF is about all a person can say really. Poor thing is so ridiculously clueless, my four yr old is by far more intellectually advanced. O well, think I'll read a couple more pages of 8 plants 1 pot, shit just gets better n better huh?
Here is my new work in progress: Growmomma's Nightlight Grow (In loving memory of Taftbag)
Stay tuned: For Veg I'll be using a power strip incorporating multiple nightlights!
OK, OK. In all seriousness, I would like to thank you all for keeping this thread going solely for entertainment purposes. It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard!
As for Taftbag, WTF is about all a person can say really. Poor thing is so ridiculously clueless, my four yr old is by far more intellectually advanced. O well, think I'll read a couple more pages of 8 plants 1 pot, shit just gets better n better huh?
Burger Boss
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HAH! A stowaway!!! Prepare the "plank", somebody's takin' a "walk on the water" at the point of me cold steel!
Damn mateys, I thought we searched this abandoned vessel for "lubbers". Well.....he has a choice, join up with us or get his "farming 101" in davey jones locker......Arrrgggggg.........BB
collective gardener
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Brilliant. Tell me you'll be using water food.
Wolverine97
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Tell me about golf shoes...
Burger Boss
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Do you mean the one's taff wears when he "roughhouses" with his sativa? LOL, I can't get that picture out of my mind......BB
Burger Boss
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And where's that "Lubber"?.........................Join up or walk the plank damnit...........BB
Burger Boss
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Oh dear God! Great stuff Brick - I'm surely cool with the flag, and we MUST have those 2 furry mascots.
Hummmm...I must try to locate a "pole" to run that "flag" up........hmmm....it was here a minute ago...........
Meanwhile......I've started a "roster" of the "Charter members of .....".........another hmmmmmm.........Well, whatever the hell we are, here's the Charter Membership, (as clearly as I can figure out, LOL),: (alphabetically of course!) Brick Top; Burger Boss; collective gardener; GreatwhiteNorth; MommaPug; and Wolverine97.
ROFLMAO......the "usual suspects" for sure!
Quick, serious note, IF anyone ON this list wants OFF, PLMK.....I can edit.......BB
djRuiner and NoDrama are most welcome, but I did not see them participate in the actual takeover, so they can speak for themselves if they wish to join "The Good ship Taffy-pop".
NOW......We have a stowaway.....the lubbers name is "Hoagtech"........."present yourself on the aft-deck for Captains Mast"............................"By Blackbeard's eye-patch, you'll join our merry band, or I'll keel-haul yer ass the LENGTH of the ship!".....................LOL, isn't cyber-fantasy FUN????....................BB
Hummmm...I must try to locate a "pole" to run that "flag" up........hmmm....it was here a minute ago...........
Meanwhile......I've started a "roster" of the "Charter members of .....".........another hmmmmmm.........Well, whatever the hell we are, here's the Charter Membership, (as clearly as I can figure out, LOL),: (alphabetically of course!) Brick Top; Burger Boss; collective gardener; GreatwhiteNorth; MommaPug; and Wolverine97.
ROFLMAO......the "usual suspects" for sure!
Quick, serious note, IF anyone ON this list wants OFF, PLMK.....I can edit.......BB
djRuiner and NoDrama are most welcome, but I did not see them participate in the actual takeover, so they can speak for themselves if they wish to join "The Good ship Taffy-pop".
NOW......We have a stowaway.....the lubbers name is "Hoagtech"........."present yourself on the aft-deck for Captains Mast"............................"By Blackbeard's eye-patch, you'll join our merry band, or I'll keel-haul yer ass the LENGTH of the ship!".....................LOL, isn't cyber-fantasy FUN????....................BB
Burger Boss
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OK, obviously dj is IN..............Fabulous dj, that would be the "lead" mascot for our float in the Rose Bowel Parade........We ARE working on that aren't we??????? oh crap......I need another bong-load...........BB
collective gardener
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It sure is nice to have a safe place to come and unwind after an hour of "serious" posting.
I had a fella PM me and offer to build our collective a website. He went so far as to offer to come to my grow op and take photographs for the site. I just can't fathom having the balls to even suggest this. I'm dumbfounded. The guy is totally serious. He was even taken aback when I told him to pound sand and why.
Then, I'm looking at a thread where a group is discussing in the open forum the best way for one of them to bring a 5 pack from NorCal to Chicago. They have the prices all figured out, some rough dates; everything but names and the address of the meet. Did someone spill the stupid?
I had a fella PM me and offer to build our collective a website. He went so far as to offer to come to my grow op and take photographs for the site. I just can't fathom having the balls to even suggest this. I'm dumbfounded. The guy is totally serious. He was even taken aback when I told him to pound sand and why.
Then, I'm looking at a thread where a group is discussing in the open forum the best way for one of them to bring a 5 pack from NorCal to Chicago. They have the prices all figured out, some rough dates; everything but names and the address of the meet. Did someone spill the stupid?
djruiner
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ill build you a site free of cost...just have to send me some seeds,weed,and clones...you can send me the pictures of your grow op though..when your on board ill post my address in here for you to send it....also a pic of myself so you can see who your sending it to......
Burger Boss
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That's how it works around here Dude...........when an "idiot thread" goes into a nuclear meltdown....costs a bunch of folks hard earned rep points.........AND THEN..........Comes effing back to life, like goddamn Frankenstein, all "sexy" and pink soapy dopey....................... one has two choices: Bottle the anger...
walk away.........or......
find a place where you can use the "little kid" catharsis and have a hell of a lot of fun......even when you're 72.
Good luck & good grow to ALL.......BB
Wolverine97
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Dude, that has to photoshopped right?
Bonsaiiiiiiii