jimbizzzale67123
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Wow I am glad this thread delivered, I now know the most bad ass animal on the planet.
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Brick Top
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Do you really think so? I spent nearly 14 years with a woman who could kill a dozen honey badgers from fifty paces with one lash of her tongue, and not even just when PMSing! She is the most vicious creature that has ever existed.
newworldicon
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You've just described the average woman..
djruiner
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glad i don't have the average women..she smokes, she grows, likes kick ass metal tunes, never whines nor argues...and lets me stick it in her poop deck
Burger Boss
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glad i don't have the average women..she smokes, she grows, likes kick ass metal tunes, never whines nor argues...and lets me stick it in her poop deck
Hmmmm......sounds like Willies new wife, Kate...........................
Brick Top
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Originally Posted by Brick Top
Do you really think so? I spent nearly 14 years with a woman who could kill a dozen honey badgers from fifty paces with one lash of her tongue, and not even just when PMSing! She is the most vicious creature that has ever existed.
Nope ... she was not; "the average woman." She had a body that strippers and actresses would kill for and she was born without a gag reflex.
Why else do you think I would have put up with her for so long?
newworldicon
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glad i don't have the average women..she smokes, she grows, likes kick ass metal tunes, never whines nor argues...and lets me stick it in her poop deck
Is anal still all that when you pull out and there is a bit of poop stuck to your helmet??
newworldicon
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newworldicon
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LOL Do you reckon Charles analized Diana?
djruiner
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never had that...i stick a pressure washer up there 2-3 times a week
Brick Top
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Originally Posted by Brick Top
Nope ... she was not; "the average woman." She had a body that strippers and actresses would kill for and she was born without a gag reflex.
Why else do you think I would have put up with her for so long?
Well, I do appreciate the invitation ... and I have been there several times and no offense intended, but evidently all, or at least most, of the average London women must have stayed indoors when I was there because I saw a ton that weighed a ton who body-wise did not come close to her's.
In WWII there was a saying among Marines on Guadalcanal; "And when he goes to heaven, To Saint Peter he will tell:
Another Marine reporting, sir; I've served my time in Hell!"
Well, as hot as she was and as much fun as she could be when she wanted to be. ... I do not care to have another like her. Like the Marines on Guadalcanal, I've served my time in Hell.
newworldicon
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Sounds like you were here some time back, either way an average night in the east end is all you need to regain your faith.
I've had a few women as you described...they are fun, for a while
Brick Top
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Sounds like you were here some time back, either way an average night in the east end is all you need to regain your faith.
I've had a few women as you described...they are fun, for a while
2004, 7 years ago .... that was the last time I was there ... shortly after selling my marina. I'm sure things have changed since then but at the time it was nothing like being at Daytona Beach or Panama City Beach in Florida or South Padre Island in Texas during spring break .. or even an average day in Vegas. It was more like being in Milwaukee Wisconsin during Oktoberfest surrounded by all those cheese and corn fed females. But again, that was 7 years ago.
newworldicon
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Nothing wrong with a bit of chubby now and then, it's okay to admit it.....lol
Brick Top
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Originally Posted by Brick Top
2004, 7 years ago .... that was the last time I was there ... shortly after selling my marina. I'm sure things have changed since then but at the time it was nothing like being at Daytona Beach or Panama City Beach in Florida or South Padre Island in Texas during spring break .. or even an average day in Vegas. It was more like being in Milwaukee Wisconsin during Oktoberfest surrounded by all those cheese and corn fed females. But again, that was 7 years ago.
I never was a chubby-chaser. I always said, the closer the bone, the sweeter the meat. I prefer women who if they skipped one meal would look like they were borderline anorexic, but with tiny round asses that would fit in a tea cup and big bought and paid for hooters.
I don't care much for women who on a hot day you can watch the sweat percolate in the folds of their flesh. I want to see ribs on a girl, not a girl that can pack away an entire platter of ribs.
Brick Top
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Do you know who says that and who says things like large girls are sexy too?
FAT CHICKS, that's who.
I don't want any babe I have to roll in flower to find the wet spot. I don't want some dame where when we go to the beach people crowd around her saying ... 'keep it's skin wet while we push it back into the water' or 'that's a WHOPPER, what did you use for bait?' I don't want to come home to a woman that's bent over a hot stove .... but I can't see the stove. I don't want a woman who when she gets on one of those scales that tells your weight and fortune the card comes out and says 'one at a time please.'
Life's to short to dance with fat women.
collective gardener
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Brick...which marina did you sell? We keep a boat at Ventura Harbor and one at Channel Islands. We own a marine business, as well. Just wondering we've trooped the same dirt.
Brick Top
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You are talking ocean access, big water, and on the 'Left Coast' where your boat is at and my old marina was on a lake on the Eastern end of the country.
Since what we share in common on this site is illegal here and if I mentioned the year of sale, giving the marina name would make it a simple task for someone who could be checking this place out, or anyone here for that matter, to check public records for the sale and have my name, so pardon me if I don't mention the marina by name.
Unless your business is one of just a few marine wholesale supply businesses, and covers the East Coast, I'd doubt we ever did any business let alone bumped into each other or crossed the same ground at any time.
jimbizzzale67123
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I think this is the ultimate who will win question.
Brick Top You need to get in contact with your ex, and jyermum you need to catch a honey badger. I suggest you catch some cobras and just throw them at the badger until he gets bit as seen in the video.
We need to see who will win so we can truly know the most badass animal on the planet.