Segway Police

I hate sharks. I'm gonna put a laser on my head. Swim into the ocean. And fuck shit up.
Id like to say id be right next to you lazzing sharks..bu ti dont wanna get that close. Im more of a laser shark sniper i guess LOL ill long range kill em ...you can get up close and toss their salad LOL
 
Fuckin lasers make anything kickass! Im callin ASAP!

Don't forget the midgets!

Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...yeah that's cool all right.

Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...driven by a midget cop!? Fucking EPIC!
 
[video=youtube;wjldrPLX7Pg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjldrPLX7Pg&feature=related[/video]
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! fukin A !

Don't forget the midgets!

Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...yeah that's cool all right.

Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...driven by a midget cop!? Fucking EPIC!
now were rockin ...add a midget to the party and its a bash!
 
Don't forget the midgets!

Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...yeah that's cool all right.

Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...driven by a midget cop!? Fucking EPIC!

Agreed man
 
Yeah. midgets make everything better!

Take the phrase eating ice cream by the gallon.
Use midgets in that sentence, and you get:
Eating midgets by the gallon. Or: Eating ice cream by the midgets.
So much more awesome than the original statement.
 
Yea I don't fuck with people on segways or ppl with fanny packs.
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[video=youtube;FLk5nXnLzxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLk5nXnLzxw&feature=pyv&ad=3001199588&kw=midget&gclid=CI-Jh-K126gCFQjs7QodBCHPgA[/video]
 
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